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The Opeth joke thread

Discussion in 'Opeth (Archived)' started by Profanity, May 19, 2005.

  1. TehLeperAffinity

    TehLeperAffinity TehLeperAffinity

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    What do you do if you see Per Wiberg with half a head?
    Stop laughing and reload.
     
  2. BRI

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    No, there have been funnier jokes that actually use Opeth instead of sticking them in where you could have put anything (ie going to a yard sale). I did expect less however.
     
  3. R0l0

    R0l0 lol @ opeth tattoos

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    Why did the chicken cross the road?
    It was on it's way to an Opeth concert.

    hohohoho
     
  4. deliverance

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    now it is, and now it's also an opeth joke.
     
  5. Profanity

    Profanity The Post Master

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    I told a similar joke to that. Try and think of your own jokes.
     
  6. burton

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    You should take your own advice. =P
     
  7. R0l0

    R0l0 lol @ opeth tattoos

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    I'm sorry I didn't know you hold the intellectual property of all "Why did the _____ cross the road?" jokes.
     
  8. Profanity

    Profanity The Post Master

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    All my jokes are original, including this one:

    A girl walks into a music shop and says to the assistant "have you got any Backstreet Boys?" to which the assistant replies "sorry, we've sold out", the girl then says "have you got any Oasis?" to which the assistant replies "sorry, we've sold out", she'sa getting very stressed at this point and says "have you got N Sync?" and once again the assistant said "sorry, we've sold out" and the girl then says "ok, i'll just buy some Opeth".
     
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    What did Profanity get for Christmas?

    Nothing, he's Jewish LOL.
     
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  11. Profanity

    Profanity The Post Master

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    [Opethicised version]
    What did Profanity get for christmas?

    Nothing because he got killed at an Opeth concert.
     
  12. Arnold Layne

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    What did Alt 3 get for xmas?

    His Opeth concert postponed because the drummer had a breakdown.
     
  13. Profanity

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    :lol:
     
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    Why did the chicken cross the road?
    Profanity was on its side of the road.
     
  16. Pseud0

    Pseud0 New Metal Member

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    best joke yet.
     
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    Genuine funny! :eek:
     
  18. Profanity

    Profanity The Post Master

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    How can a joke that long be funny?
     
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    Bob forbid you actually read more than eight words in one sitting, right?
     
  20. Saber Rider

    Saber Rider Opeth liker

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    @Trey

    BEST.SIG.EVER.
    :lol:
     

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