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The Opeth joke thread

Discussion in 'Opeth (Archived)' started by Profanity, May 19, 2005.

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  1. TehLeperAffinity

    TehLeperAffinity TehLeperAffinity

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    What do you do if you see Per Wiberg with half a head?
    Stop laughing and reload.
     
    #221 TehLeperAffinity, Jun 4, 2005
  2. BRI

    BRI Member

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    No, there have been funnier jokes that actually use Opeth instead of sticking them in where you could have put anything (ie going to a yard sale). I did expect less however.
     
    #222 BRI, Jun 4, 2005
  3. R0l0

    R0l0 lol @ opeth tattoos

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    Why did the chicken cross the road?
    It was on it's way to an Opeth concert.

    hohohoho
     
    #223 R0l0, Jun 4, 2005
  4. deliverance

    deliverance ecnareviled

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    now it is, and now it's also an opeth joke.
     
    #224 deliverance, Jun 5, 2005
  5. Profanity

    Profanity The Post Master

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    I told a similar joke to that. Try and think of your own jokes.
     
    #225 Profanity, Jun 5, 2005
  6. burton

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    You should take your own advice. =P
     
    #226 burton, Jun 5, 2005
  7. R0l0

    R0l0 lol @ opeth tattoos

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    I'm sorry I didn't know you hold the intellectual property of all "Why did the _____ cross the road?" jokes.
     
    #227 R0l0, Jun 5, 2005
  8. Profanity

    Profanity The Post Master

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    All my jokes are original, including this one:

    A girl walks into a music shop and says to the assistant "have you got any Backstreet Boys?" to which the assistant replies "sorry, we've sold out", the girl then says "have you got any Oasis?" to which the assistant replies "sorry, we've sold out", she'sa getting very stressed at this point and says "have you got N Sync?" and once again the assistant said "sorry, we've sold out" and the girl then says "ok, i'll just buy some Opeth".
     
    #228 Profanity, Jun 5, 2005
  9. The Dude

    The Dude The Dude abides

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    What did Profanity get for Christmas?

    Nothing, he's Jewish LOL.
     
    #229 The Dude, Jun 5, 2005
  10. Julian Zembrowski

    Julian Zembrowski Woof

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    LOL!
     
    #230 Julian Zembrowski, Jun 5, 2005
  11. Profanity

    Profanity The Post Master

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    [Opethicised version]
    What did Profanity get for christmas?

    Nothing because he got killed at an Opeth concert.
     
    #231 Profanity, Jun 5, 2005
  12. Arnold Layne

    Arnold Layne Member

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    What did Alt 3 get for xmas?

    His Opeth concert postponed because the drummer had a breakdown.
     
    #232 Arnold Layne, Jun 5, 2005
  13. Profanity

    Profanity The Post Master

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    :err:
     
    #233 Profanity, Jun 5, 2005
  14. deliverance

    deliverance ecnareviled

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    #234 deliverance, Jun 5, 2005
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    Why did the chicken cross the road?
    Profanity was on its side of the road.
     
    #235 spigot, Jun 6, 2005
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    Pseud0 New Metal Member

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    best joke yet.
     
    #236 Pseud0, Jun 6, 2005
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    Skullzz God

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    Genuine funny! :eek:
     
    #237 Skullzz, Jun 6, 2005
  18. Profanity

    Profanity The Post Master

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    How can a joke that long be funny?
     
    #238 Profanity, Jun 6, 2005
  19. Skullzz

    Skullzz God

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    Bob forbid you actually read more than eight words in one sitting, right?
     
    #239 Skullzz, Jun 6, 2005
  20. Saber Rider

    Saber Rider Opeth liker

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    @Trey

    BEST.SIG.EVER.
    :lol:
     
    #240 Saber Rider, Jun 6, 2005
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