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The Opeth joke thread

Discussion in 'Opeth (Archived)' started by Profanity, May 19, 2005.

  1. Arnold Layne

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    Fred has a K for KVlt and everything.

    Melinda Äkerfeldt is in the delivery room, she is about to give birth to her first child to son of bass player. Laughing and weeping at once she gives birth to a little boy. Suddenly the doctor drops the baby on the floor and kicks it across the room. The face of melinda neath blackened hair screamed at the doctor WHAT THE HELL. As the doctor put picked up the limp imfant, he exclaimed, It was allready dead I was jsut messin with ya.
     
  2. spigot

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    Who is this Melinda?
     
  3. deliverance

    deliverance ecnareviled

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    hahaha that's fucked up dude
     
  4. burton

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    That is pretty damn fucked up.
     
  5. deliverance

    deliverance ecnareviled

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    yeah i thought the same thing haha, that ep ruled.
     
  6. Saber Rider

    Saber Rider Opeth liker

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    It's Opeth in hungarian.
     
  7. Profanity

    Profanity The Post Master

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    I read the first 10 lines.
     
  8. Profanity

    Profanity The Post Master

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    Wrong! band names can't be translated.
     
  9. Arnold Layne

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    I havent seen the new family guy yet :(, but its a pretty old joke and I like it.
     
  10. Profanity

    Profanity The Post Master

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    Rudolf and Percy were friends and they both went out for dinner. Rudolf suddenly said to Percy, "you look sexy tonight" and Percy said "of course I do, I have the Face Of Melinda"

    :lol: :lol:
     
  11. Moonstruck

    Moonstruck The Twilight Is My Robe

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    @Profanity: You are a horrible, horrible person.
     
  12. Profanity

    Profanity The Post Master

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    It was Looking For A Job's picture which made my joke horrible.
     
  13. spigot

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    Quit laughing at me you twisted fucker.
     
  14. Profanity

    Profanity The Post Master

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    I've had a sex change so I guess that makes me Twisted cSister. :lol:
     
  15. Hieronimus

    Hieronimus Music-addict

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    Here's my addition to this topic:

    So Profanity's posting on the Opeth-forum again, giggling behind his lame computer. All of a sudden, he hears the front-door cracking. When he turns to look behind him, he sees quite a bunch of forum-members. They mutually rape and murder Profanity and set his house into flames.

    Wouldn't that be a lot of fun?
     
  16. atilla000

    atilla000 Flemish Guitarist

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    Too realistic ;)
     
  17. Saber Rider

    Saber Rider Opeth liker

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    What's the difference between Mikael Akerfeldt and Profanity?

    Mike plays in Opeth, Profanity is an asshole.
     
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    So Profanity's posting on the Opeth-forum again, giggling behind his lame computer. All of a sudden, he hears the front-door cracking. When he turns to look behind him, he sees quite a bunch of forum-members. They mutually rape and murder Profanity and set his house into flames. Unfortunately for them Profanity was mid-way through the funniest joke ever written, which would make all of their lives alot happier and the Opeth forum the most popular forum in the world.

    Too realistic now?
     
  19. Profanity

    Profanity The Post Master

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    ^ I laughed a bit.
     
  20. Botfly

    Botfly "I Am"

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    What's the difference between Profanity and Opeth?

    Profanity is better than Opeth
     

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