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The Opeth joke thread

Discussion in 'Opeth (Archived)' started by Profanity, May 19, 2005.

  1. Mind Numbing Peanuts

    Mind Numbing Peanuts New Metal Member

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    well botfly you see how can you find opeth if you are blind i dont understand.....
     
  2. deliverance

    deliverance ecnareviled

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    :lol:
     
  3. spigot

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    Opeth jokes are 400% more funnier with profanity in it.
     
  4. Shadows Skulk

    Shadows Skulk New Metal Member

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    One day Mike accidentally let the f-word slip around Melinda. Anna promptly replied "stop using profanity!" So Mike took his dick out of Profanity's ass and came on his back and told him to go home.
     
  5. Brains for breakfast

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    :lol:

    Minister: Who cursed here? I don't want profanity in my church!

    So the church goers draged profanity outside and shot him in the head. After church they had a barbeque and ate chicken. Profanity went to hell and had to listen to Satans bad jokes for all eternity:

    Satan: Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's kvlt!
     
  6. deliverance

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    hahahahahaha
     
  7. Profanity

    Profanity The Post Master

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    Why weren't Opeth at the Download Festival?

    because everyone had downloaded their music.
     
  8. Profanity

    Profanity The Post Master

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    Opeth jokes only please.
     
  9. Nitronium Blood

    Nitronium Blood UM BOARDS' JESTER

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    Q. Why will Opeth open for Korn?

    A. Because they have 'sold out'. HahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
     
  10. Melinda's Lover

    Melinda's Lover New Metal Member

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    Mikael Akerfeldt asked his dad:

    "Dad, is God black or white?"

    "Both, my son."

    "Dad, is God a man or a woman?"

    "Both, my son."

    "Dad, is God gay or straight?"

    "Both, my son."

    "Dad, is God Michael Jackson?"
     
  11. Botfly

    Botfly "I Am"

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  12. Profanity

    Profanity The Post Master

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    Do you people not know what an Opeth joke is?
     
  13. deliverance

    deliverance ecnareviled

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    your opeth jokes..or any jokes for that matter, are terrible, so why bother asking that?
     
  14. Profanity

    Profanity The Post Master

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    ^ you didn't answer my question, you made up your own question to answer.
     
  15. BRI

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    ^You haven't posted a single Opeth joke.
     
  16. Profanity

    Profanity The Post Master

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    How about this one:

    A few bands had to go through a door to get into the arena in order to play a concert. When Slipknot tried to go through they get got stuck in a knot, when Napalm Death went through, they died and when Judas Priest went through they entered a church but Opeth simply opened the door and not only did they get themselves in but they also got Therion in.
     
  17. BRI

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    ^You haven't posted a single Opeth joke.
     
  18. Melinda's Lover

    Melinda's Lover New Metal Member

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    That was as funny as this:

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  20. Profanity

    Profanity The Post Master

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    That picture makes me want chocolate. :)
     

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