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The Opeth Limerick Thread

Discussion in 'Opeth (Archived)' started by The Dude, May 2, 2005.

  1. The Dude

    The Dude The Dude abides

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    At the suggestion of Psycroptipath and inspired by Waz416c....


    There once was a young lass of grace
    With hair of a shadowy trace
    The Almighty she loved
    'Till he went and shoved
    His moustache all up in her face
     
  2. Nico

    Nico Onward!

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    Go play Halo or something.
     
  3. NeverIsForever

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    Oh come on, it's funny...
     
  4. cthulufhtagn

    cthulufhtagn stop. just....stop.

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    there once was a man named enis
     
  5. wwallinga

    wwallinga Working on #3

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    There once were four men from someplace
    Who sang about Melinda's face
    The name of each man
    Was known all through the land
    Except for the guy who played bass
     
  6. wwallinga

    wwallinga Working on #3

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    There once was a man named Jack Frober
    Who rarely spent time being sober
    But he still killed my wife
    As was told in Still Life
    He hides in the Forest of October
     
  7. Kenneth R.

    Kenneth R. Cináed

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    wise advice.
     
  8. wwallinga

    wwallinga Working on #3

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    Ode to The Newbies (n00bs)

    Who is Melinda?
    The n00bs all say
    And where can I purchase
    bootlegs on e-bay?

    Is Per a member?
    When will the tour start?
    Do they worship Satan?
    Just where should I start?

    What is your all-time
    favorite record?
    And will you see GWAR
    when they come to Concord?

    Did you hear the part
    at 2:48?
    I think the guitar
    is a little bit late.

    Every n00b, stand tall!
    It does not mean a lot.
    We all were once n00bs
    And now we are not.
     
  9. cthulufhtagn

    cthulufhtagn stop. just....stop.

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    wwallinga = teh winnar :worship:
     
  10. deliverance

    deliverance ecnareviled

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    wwallinga, all of yours are hilarious :lol:
     
  11. wwallinga

    wwallinga Working on #3

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    Thanks - I had a burst of inspiration.

    It was the most productive thing I did at work all day!

    BTW - not much rhymes with Frober
     
  12. dorian gray

    dorian gray Returning videotapes

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    haha! wwallinga is the guy i once referred to as "whats-his-face". you rule man.
     
  13. Pseud0

    Pseud0 New Metal Member

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    Sweden, o what a lovely place
    I wish I could sechs every one of their race

    and thus ends my epic poem
     
  14. waz416c

    waz416c New Metal Member

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    Peter, Mike and the Lopez Bros
    In a band, that smacks the Hos
    Drinkin all day with Simpson at Moe's
    Actin liek some pimp they aint pros

    ..........i admit that was lame.......o well......I tried.....hahaha........PEAC EOUT
     
  15. TehLeperAffinity

    TehLeperAffinity TehLeperAffinity

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    For some reason, I actually laughed out loud at that one.
     
  16. The Dude

    The Dude The Dude abides

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    wwalinga, brilliant!
    Waz, er...not bad.

    *Runs off to play Halo*
     
  17. Sanzen

    Sanzen Noonish Is My Robe

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    brilliant.
     
  18. NeverIsForever

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    I joined Opeth's forum one day
    And I doubt I'll be going away
    'Cause getting to chat
    About Mikey Åk
    Is worth being insulted by Trey :tickled:
     
  19. wwallinga

    wwallinga Working on #3

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    I totally tried to work Trey into one of the limericks, but I couldn't avoid rhyming it with gay!

    You're a better man than I am...

    PS - thanks for the nice comments - I can barely stand up, my head is so big
     
  20. NeverIsForever

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    except I'm a woman...lmao, I'll take that as a compliment anyway! Thanks :)

    *Edit* Maybe Trey is trying to tell us something with his username? Subliminal (rhyming) messages???
     

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