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The pics thread

Discussion in 'GMD Social Forum' started by Ender Rises, Jun 11, 2007.

  1. Carpe Mortem

    Carpe Mortem Benevolently Batshit

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    And here I thought every sexually active woman nowadays was just smart enough to be on birth control. Along with a contingent abortion fund.
     
  2. -CC-

    -CC- Something in My Eye

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    Thought you meant bratwursts at first and thought this was a funny way to say "no sex atm".
     
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  3. CiG

    CiG The Grand Calculation

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  4. Black Orifice

    Black Orifice Vein-Marbled Tower

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    A sock only man when it comes to jerking off, eh?

    Yeah, yeah, yeah, we know what you've been suggesting. Are they even XL doe?
     
  5. Master_Yoda77

    Master_Yoda77 True Doom

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    Socks? Occasionally, but my go to is my cum towel. I drape it over my belly when I jerk off and lean back in my boss computer chair and just cum on it. I use that shit until it gets rock hard and then I finally wash it. Maybe.
     
  6. Black Orifice

    Black Orifice Vein-Marbled Tower

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    You must have quite a projecting ejaculate and thus can avoid the annoyance of puddled pubes.
     
  7. CiG

    CiG The Grand Calculation

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    You don't have much propulsion in your jizz rockets? Mine would probably hit me in the face if I tried that.
     
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  8. Master_Yoda77

    Master_Yoda77 True Doom

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    Oh I got the propulsion, when I try this while lying I bed I've hit my fucking beard on occasion, but in the chair, it's not the same. And, I guess, my propulsion isn't as good as it used to be anymore, but it can be good.
     
  9. Satanstoenail

    Satanstoenail My Larpstyle determines my Derpstyle

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  10. Master_Yoda77

    Master_Yoda77 True Doom

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    That was a joke bro. I've never came on my own face.
     
  11. CiG

    CiG The Grand Calculation

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  12. Baroque

    Baroque Active Member

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    Lol, well this is the pics thread. Pics or it didn't happen.

    (never opens this thread again)
     
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  13. The Ozzman

    The Ozzman Melted by feels

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    They don't have to be XL when you're Commander Riker. All I have to do with a bitch is wink at her and say something like

    and that bitch is pulling my pants off faster than you can say Romulan Neutral Zone. At this point, I'm plotting a course to boner time. Speed: Maximum Warp.

    I get these bitches thinking I have a Starfleet sized member and then here comes the kicker: I show them the Riker Maneuver and then I pound home the Prime Directive (if u no wat i mean). Set phasers to nut all over her face, nigga

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    In all seriousness though, I could prove to you I wear magnums but I will quote you on what people would think of that:

     
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  14. Krigloch the Furious

    Krigloch the Furious Pants full of poo

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  15. Onder

    Onder Gegen unendlich

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    Big vagina.
     
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  16. Krigloch the Furious

    Krigloch the Furious Pants full of poo

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    Yes, I'm a nerd

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  17. Dak

    Dak mentat

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    If those were models instead of action figures I'd be impressed.
     
  18. Krigloch the Furious

    Krigloch the Furious Pants full of poo

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    I would love the Hot Toys stuff, but they are like $200 each. Eek!
     
  19. Carpe Mortem

    Carpe Mortem Benevolently Batshit

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    Lol that cringeworthy/awesome scene with Guinan. 'Shut up, kid."

    Actually every scene and with Wes is pretty cringeworthy for me.
     
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    unknown fuck ftagn

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