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The Shitposting Thread

Discussion in 'GMD Social Forum' started by TechnicalBarbarity, Feb 20, 2019.

  1. TechnicalBarbarity

    TechnicalBarbarity -TheNightsBane-

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    When outsiders click on this thread. :lol:
     
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    Just a quick question...

    Has anyone here noticed that reading @Slammed 's posts is a lot like eating too much fast food?

    I'm sure you've all been in a situation where you walk into a McD's or KFC, or whatever, feeling really hungry, & take a look at the menu & think to yourself "yeah, I could eat that" only to get halfway through the meal before feeling really sick in the stomach & just giving up.

    Likewise, I'm sure there's been times for you guys, just like me, where you log into the forum, see that Slammed has posted somewhere & think to yourself "yeah, I could read that" only to get halfway through the post before feeling really sick in the stomach & just giving up.

    Thoughts?
     
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    You think reading the words makes you sick try typing this shit every day!
     
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  5. TechnicalBarbarity

    TechnicalBarbarity -TheNightsBane-

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    Slammed might be an old windbag, but he's OUR old windbag. Donchu forget dat
     
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    Oh man, that must be a nightmare.

    Kind of like the kids which work at KFC. Getting paid .12c an hour & coming home smelling like boiled chicken fat.
     
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    Why don't you marry him then?
     
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    TechnicalBarbarity -TheNightsBane-

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    A bit of an expert on what boiled chicken fat smells like are you? Can't you afford lube like normal people?

    I can blow it out my arse all day long
     
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    Is that your famous warm-up exercise you do when getting ready to give someone a hearty blowjob?
     
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    I don't need lube brother, like I was saying to TechBarb a few days ago, a bit of foreplay is all you need.
     
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    Nibbling on chicken wings means your nose hangs directly above the meat, so he's an expert.

    A bit of foreplay and your Jimmyhole is all lubed up?
     
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    Good from CiG, giving your Mrs's vag a little "eskimo kiss" will indeed drive her wild.
     
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    AKA Melbourne Mouth.
     
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    So the KFC chicken fat is purely for sexual pleasure, fair enough, I hope you let it cool before rubbing it on yourself.
     
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    not surprised considering Jimmy's been the general manager at the KFC on Bourke St for over a decade now.
     
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    This is so specific it made me lol.
     
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    There's no mouth involved, but ok.
     
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    Of course not brother. Empty the box directly on to her tits & dive the fuck straight in!
     
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    As manager it would give him a chance after everyone else has left to stick his dick in the hot fat. I bet his immune to the sting by now.
     
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