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Discussion in 'GMD Social Forum' started by TechnicalBarbarity, Feb 20, 2019.
...a sure win bet
When outsiders click on this thread.
Just a quick question...
Has anyone here noticed that reading @Slammed 's posts is a lot like eating too much fast food?
I'm sure you've all been in a situation where you walk into a McD's or KFC, or whatever, feeling really hungry, & take a look at the menu & think to yourself "yeah, I could eat that" only to get halfway through the meal before feeling really sick in the stomach & just giving up.
Likewise, I'm sure there's been times for you guys, just like me, where you log into the forum, see that Slammed has posted somewhere & think to yourself "yeah, I could read that" only to get halfway through the post before feeling really sick in the stomach & just giving up.
You think reading the words makes you sick try typing this shit every day!
Slammed might be an old windbag, but he's OUR old windbag. Donchu forget dat
Oh man, that must be a nightmare.
Kind of like the kids which work at KFC. Getting paid .12c an hour & coming home smelling like boiled chicken fat.
Why don't you marry him then?
A bit of an expert on what boiled chicken fat smells like are you? Can't you afford lube like normal people?
I can blow it out my arse all day long
Is that your famous warm-up exercise you do when getting ready to give someone a hearty blowjob?
I don't need lube brother, like I was saying to TechBarb a few days ago, a bit of foreplay is all you need.
Nibbling on chicken wings means your nose hangs directly above the meat, so he's an expert.
A bit of foreplay and your Jimmyhole is all lubed up?
Good from CiG, giving your Mrs's vag a little "eskimo kiss" will indeed drive her wild.
AKA Melbourne Mouth.
So the KFC chicken fat is purely for sexual pleasure, fair enough, I hope you let it cool before rubbing it on yourself.
not surprised considering Jimmy's been the general manager at the KFC on Bourke St for over a decade now.
This is so specific it made me lol.
There's no mouth involved, but ok.
Of course not brother. Empty the box directly on to her tits & dive the fuck straight in!
As manager it would give him a chance after everyone else has left to stick his dick in the hot fat. I bet his immune to the sting by now.