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The Shitposting Thread

Discussion in 'GMD Social Forum' started by TechnicalBarbarity, Feb 20, 2019.

  1. TechnicalBarbarity

    TechnicalBarbarity -TheNightsBane-

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    don't get suplexed boiii
     
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    Terasophe A Spore Filled Void

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    Im pretty nimble, yet know how to hold my weight. I used to wrestle in a 130 weight class, but I'm a bit bigger than that now.
     
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    TechnicalBarbarity -TheNightsBane-

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    yeah most of you southern boys know how to wrestle form what i know. I walk around the 200+ but im about 185 right now. I manhandled most of my friends when we used to fuck around and wrestle/grapple. Even the bigger ones.
     
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    Terasophe A Spore Filled Void

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    I'm somewhere between 160 and 170 now. I'm totally out of shape for wrestling now, but I still remember the form and certain moves. My dad was my wrestling coach and that was his passion outside of fishing.
     
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    And when the two interests combined did he wrestle sharks and alligators into submission?
     
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    Terasophe A Spore Filled Void

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    Nah but that'd be rad as fuck. More likely gators though. We're close enough to Florida n shit.
     
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    Wrestling a whale might not be was much fun.
     
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    Terasophe A Spore Filled Void

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    I like the idea of being able to suplex a fucking whale :lol:
     
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    My money is on the whale :p
     
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    I fucking hated wrestling, hated it. The moment I felt my left shoulder pop out of its socket at the second meet my senior year I experienced the greatest sensation of relief I think I've ever had, because I knew I wouldn't have to fucking wrestle again. I might have liked it more if it had been the only sport I participated in, but I played football in the fall and I was always beat up at the end of football season, plus the need to cut a bunch of weight to wrestle. I felt like crap all the time and it was just a slog. I get why people love it, but it was not the sport for me.
     
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    You should have tried wrestling whales.
     
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    Terasophe A Spore Filled Void

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    I got mono during wrestling season my 8th grade year and missed like half of the school year because of it. I had it bad. Then I picked up music, then bass guitar and the rest is history from there.
     
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    TechnicalBarbarity -TheNightsBane-

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    this would mean that you can still out-wrestle the average dude, regardless of what shape you're in today.

    i was gonna say "hah, you're built like a broad" .... but then forgot about how humongous your hands are ...
    [​IMG]
     
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    TechnicalBarbarity -TheNightsBane-

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    are you challenging him to a wrestling match? :D
     
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    Nope, I wouldn't want to be embarrassed.
     
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    Shit, I've lost 100 lbs in 12 months to attain this girlish figure. The one good thing I learned from wrestling is that cutting weight is eminently achievable. I played ball at like 220 as a senior and wrestled at 182, so I knew it could be done.
     
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    Terasophe A Spore Filled Void

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    If it meant possibly getting my ass whooped, I'd like to wrestle Slammed :lol:
     
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    TechnicalBarbarity -TheNightsBane-

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    he'll probably put you in his favorite move, the tombstone piledriver.
    [​IMG]
     
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    I'm a big fat Indian, the only way you'd get your ass whooped is if I sat on you :p
     
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    A mouthful of balls on the way down, reminds me I have to go and cook dinner!
     
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