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The Shitposting Thread

Discussion in 'GMD Social Forum' started by TechnicalBarbarity, Feb 20, 2019.

  1. TechnicalBarbarity

    TechnicalBarbarity -TheNightsBane-

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    you just wanna touch his boobies.
     
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    Terasophe A Spore Filled Void

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    Hey man, big ol man boobies need some love too ;)
     
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    Slammed Active Member

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    If only his hands where bigger he could cup them and gentle take their weight!
     
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    Not, umm, anatomically possible.
     
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    TechnicalBarbarity -TheNightsBane-

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    especially nice tanned Paki boobies. Amirite Apu???
     
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    In a TechSpecial piledriver anything is possible and a mouthful of balls is the least of your worries!
     
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    TechnicalBarbarity -TheNightsBane-

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    dude we can tell from your manly ass voice and giant hands that you probably have a set of balls that hang down to your knees.
     
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    Oops I fucked that up. I'm a big fat Paki not an Indian. You'd reckon I'd have worked that out by this point in my life.
     
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    Terasophe A Spore Filled Void

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    Its okay I get them confused too from time to time. The only difference is one is a tech scam caller and the other is either a gas station worker or a physician :D
     
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    TechnicalBarbarity -TheNightsBane-

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    Pakis and Indians are close relatives, Mr. Apu Oliver Gupta.
     
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    Terasophe A Spore Filled Void

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    But is he from Pakistan 1 or Pakistan 2? Whoops I mean, Bangladesh?
     
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    TechScam is that his new nickname? :)
    I'm no doctor, and I've been working with computers now for more than 25 years. Dammit I guess that makes me a fucking pump jockey!
     
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    I'm sure they get confused with each other on a daily basis :p
     
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    Terasophe A Spore Filled Void

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    TechnicalScammitry, nice :p
     
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    Bones don't shrink and estrogen and an orchiectomy won't reverse the effects of puberty on the voice, which, frankly, sucks.
     
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    It depends on the day and the conversation I'm involved in!
     
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    And on the days he pisses us off it's TechnicalScumbaggery
     
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    Terasophe A Spore Filled Void

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    I havent had Tech piss me off yet so, it's all good :D

    Actually, maybe when I first started, but I picked up real soon that Tech is just set in his aggressive way of thinking, not that its bad. Dudes pretty quick witted. If not for this Shitpost Thread I probably wouldn't have gotten along with him more than I do now, so thanks Tech :thumbsup:
     
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    CiG Infrared Horizon

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    Slammed learned all his wrestling moves in the Kama Sutra.
     
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    Don't tell him that, it makes him try harder :p
     

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