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The Shitposting Thread

Discussion in 'GMD Social Forum' started by TechnicalBarbarity, Feb 20, 2019.

  1. CiG

    CiG Primordial Soup of Radioactive Sewage

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    Old blokes like you pull something and get stunned all the time, what're you talking about?
     
  2. TechnicalBarbarity

    TechnicalBarbarity -TheNightsBane-

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    i can just imagine her teabagging Slammed right now

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  3. Slammed

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    When you're married pulling something is all you have!
     
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    It's actually the gentlemanly thing to do innit?
     
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    Maybe, but maybe too, a real gentleman can come first third and fifth and be a winner all round.
     
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    Sounds like you & your wife are pretty good at playing orgasm tennis then! Can't imagine how raw you must feel when the score gets to 40-40.
     
  7. Slammed

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    We call for orange juice.
     
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    I'm sure together you both make a wonderful "deuce".
     
  9. Slammed

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    Especially when I wear my Gene Simmons mask.
     
  10. CiG

    CiG Primordial Soup of Radioactive Sewage

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    Damn, you've busted me, my wife is really Shooter McGavin
     
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  12. TechnicalBarbarity

    TechnicalBarbarity -TheNightsBane-

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    how many hole in one's has she shot in you?
     
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  13. CiG

    CiG Primordial Soup of Radioactive Sewage

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    So that's why Slammed is a housewife, they're living off those Happy Gilmore and custom cereal brand residuals.
     
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    Selling pieces of shit would be a lucrative business if one got the marketing right, because you'd never run out of product.
     
  15. CiG

    CiG Primordial Soup of Radioactive Sewage

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    You'd have a lot of competition though.
     
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    If you owned a heavy metal forum you could corner the market in high quality pieces and sell for a premium price.
     
  17. CiG

    CiG Primordial Soup of Radioactive Sewage

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    Better yet open your own Carpet Call and have a closing down sale every month.
     
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  18. TechnicalBarbarity

    TechnicalBarbarity -TheNightsBane-

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    I've went golfing with Slammed before. He showed a few of his neat tricks.
     
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    Anyone could putt from that distance.
     
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  20. CiG

    CiG Primordial Soup of Radioactive Sewage

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    RIP Amber Layne lmfao.
     

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