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The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

Discussion in 'GMD Social Forum' started by A8, Sep 15, 2007.

  1. no country for old wainds

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    or, yknow, see a doctor you prune
     
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    CiG Primordial Soup of Radioactive Sewage

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    The only thing worse than aging is dreading every made up bullshit aging phase as if you're going to change or die or become a douchebag between the age of 28 and 30. Nothing happens.

    You'll be the same autistic faggot you were a decade prior with a creeping sense of condescension towards younger people.
     
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  3. no country for old wainds

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    i embrace aging as it relates to my identity, i wanna be a badass deadpan old dude who talks about how much cooler everything was before shithouse millennials turned up and ruined everything.
     
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  4. CiG

    CiG Primordial Soup of Radioactive Sewage

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    I already wear Tommy Bahama shirts. I'm more prepared than Burt Gummer.
     
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    HamburgerBoy Active Member

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    I kind of hope that I get fat in old age so that I can wear suspenders without looking like Urkel.
     
  6. Krow

    Krow Garbage Connoisseur

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    I'm probably not going to make it to old age so fuck it.

    Just took an Ambien, codeine, Yerba Mate, and a cup of mead. Sitting here watch the second season of Ash Vs Evil Dead.
     
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  7. Dak

    Dak mentat

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    I'm a Gen-Xer no one wants to recognize as but a Millennial.

    Edit: In accordance with Baroque's advice, I eat more greens and eggs than ever and run/lift as much as ever.
     
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  8. CiG

    CiG Primordial Soup of Radioactive Sewage

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    If Bruce Campbell can make it to old age in such a beautiful fashion, you have a chance.
     
  9. Baroque

    Baroque Active Member

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    likewise
     
  10. TechnicalBarbarity

    TechnicalBarbarity -TheNightsBane-

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    I'm in the "over 30 and going downhill" group. Need to make some changes for sure.
     
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    Baroque Active Member

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    thrash is the best workout music imo
     
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    Onder Gegen unendlich

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    I've been in a world of anal pain for the last couple of days, on friday I didn't go to work at all, missed some important business too, my doctor's appointment is tuesday because both the clinics that deal with shit like mine are just fucking overcrowded with humanoids with gut issues.

    There's some bulk under the skin of my choco star that hurts like the seventh chamber of ritual hell and it bursted and there's some shit coming out I can only hope it's not literal shit from my colon because well, fistulas are a thing, unfortunately. And kids like me don't want no faeces rotting in their bodies.

    I can't sit so I just wiggle on the couch like a worm on opiates.
     
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    CiG Primordial Soup of Radioactive Sewage

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    Disco music. ;)
     
  14. The Ozzman

    The Ozzman Melted by feels

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    Is he working out in a gay gym?
     
  15. CiG

    CiG Primordial Soup of Radioactive Sewage

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    Why, you trying to meet up?
     
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    Thanks for paying my cable and stuff, you're the man, the commander, now in return you get everyone's mom for your hard work.
     
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    The Ozzman Melted by feels

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    Saving myself for you, schnookums
     
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    UltimateApathy Infinite Idiocy

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    How old are people here anyway? Seems like Hamburgerboy isn't even 40 yet but he has shit constantly leaking out of his ass, that sounds a little disturbing...
     
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    SWAT Nothing but Metal!

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    I had that two years ago, once it popped my ass leaked for about a week, thankfully I just happened to be on a two week vacation and was able to stay home. I would sit on a bed of paper towels and it would leave a nice bloody puss filled shape of my ass crack every time I stood up.

    After a week it stopped leaking and I was fine. I would recommend wearing adult diapers.
     
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    Onder Gegen unendlich

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    Yeah that sounds the same. I stick a paper towel between my asscheeks and then when I pick it up there's a pus stain and some of it leaks out as I open the entrance to the dimension of burning pain of hell.

    My girlfriend offered me her extra slim pads but I had to refuse because I just couldn't suddenly find myself so close to this downgrading side of womanhood.
     
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