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The "What Are You Doing This Moment" Thread

Discussion in 'GMD Social Forum' started by A8, Sep 15, 2007.

  1. The Ozzman

    The Ozzman Melted by feels

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    Dude needs help
     
  2. Blurry_Dreams

    Blurry_Dreams Active Member

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    yay
    your problem is over
    maybe
     
  3. Terasophe

    Terasophe The Devil Put Dinosaurs Here

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    Engine is shot, so says the mechanic. Fuck. They were going to charge me $4000 for a new fucking engine, but Im just gonna get it towed and find a used engine.

    Or just tow it to a scrapyard or some shit. I dunno. This sucks.
     
  4. Slammed

    Slammed Active Member

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    Buy a lawn mower and transplant the motor, it will be a bit slower but you don't need to get anywhere fast.
     
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  5. Terasophe

    Terasophe The Devil Put Dinosaurs Here

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    Or I could put hydrolics on the lawn mower.
     
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    Slammed Active Member

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    Years ago we put a 302 Windsor out of a '77 F100 in our Greenfield ride on lawn mower.
     
  7. Terasophe

    Terasophe The Devil Put Dinosaurs Here

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    Oh dear god how did that work
     
  8. Slammed

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    It was actually pretty slow and painful. The engine was too heavy for the modified frame. It was a silly drunken idea that we took too far after the original motor died, (never drink and design). It did work but it wasn't really great for mowing grass and it wasn't like we could ever get it to speed. We also lived on a sloping property so too much speed would have been dangerous.
     
  9. Terasophe

    Terasophe The Devil Put Dinosaurs Here

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    Lesson learned, Slammyboy.
    Cant fit big things in small packages.
     
  10. Slammed

    Slammed Active Member

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    That's why God invented the gas axe!
     
  11. HadesRagnazrath

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    i have blue balls rn...it hurts too bad to jack off so i just gotta sit here until it stops hurting then i can jack off
     
  12. CiG

    CiG Astral Projektor

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    What the hell did you do?
     
  13. jimmy101

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    Isn't "blue balls" a symptom of not jacking off?
     
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  14. CiG

    CiG Astral Projektor

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    And it's a metaphor, not something that causes actual pain. This kid is fucked up.
     
  15. HadesRagnazrath

    HadesRagnazrath Active Member

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    i was high as fuck last night sexting this girl again and i couldnt cum...then earlier she hit me up again and i tried to tell her to chill out and at first it was fine but she brought up last night and i was like ngl that was fun and she was like "wanna do it again"...for whatever reason i told her brb and spent like 10 minutes jacking off to porn and edging and then we started talking dirty and stuff
     
  16. jimmy101

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    I heard that ejaculating in excess of 20 times per month is supposedly good for decreasing your chances of developing prostate cancer.

    Let that white river flow, Hades.

    $20 says he's in the toilet right now drinking his own piss & beating it to some blurry foot fetish vids.
     
  17. CiG

    CiG Astral Projektor

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    He's edging himself, that's something someone is supposed to do to you, you fucking muppet. This kid is too much sometimes. :lol:

    Also, make sure your sexting partner is an actual woman this time, and not a dude with long hair.
     
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  18. HadesRagnazrath

    HadesRagnazrath Active Member

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    when i masturbate i like to experience the pleasure for as long as possible so i like to edge while i flip through porn. i never really do the straight start to finish thing anymore unless im like somewere that isnt optimal for jerking off...even then i edge a little

    i masturbated like an hour ago and my balls are mostly fine now
     
  19. EternalMetal

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    I should have warned the perv not to try and jerk off on opioids. It just doesnt work and you end up frustrated.
     
  20. no country for old wainds

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    tbh i also like to sometimes slow down and enjoy the journey before reaching the destination
     

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