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The what pisses you off thread

Discussion in 'LORD' started by Crozzy, Jan 23, 2006.

  1. MetalMad

    MetalMad Member

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    Firstly , the P plater thing...I was 27 when I got my P's. That was only 8 years ago.

    Secondly, passing out at a gig...done it! Mortal Sin at 7 Hills in a bout 1988.
    Too much Tequila and cones.o_O Passed out in the bushes under the bridge, missed the whole gig. Woke up at 3.30am, alone, frozen and fucking sick!
    Caught three trains home to Campbelltown then walked home to Ambarvale at about 6.00am. That's METAL!!:headbang:

    I'm scared of Tequila now.

    I hate almost everything...including

    *CRICKET!!!!!* AAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!!!!! FUCKING CRICKET!!!!!!

    *parents who let their kids jump around in the car without restraint*

    *buttflickers*

    *dickheads in cars who think that because I'm in a truck they have to get in front of me, then I have to overtake them again coz they slow me down and I have to go thru the gears again*

    *dickheads in cars who don't know how to give way*

    *people talking on mobile phones when driving that can't think while talking*

    *not having the money to buy all the vintage Ibanez and 80's metal guitars on ebay*

    *Australia's obsessions with sport*

    *Big Brother*

    I should stop now...
     
  2. Disgustipated

    Disgustipated Cynical.

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    I fell asleep at a gig. During Destroyer 666's set at Metal for the Brain. Now THAT'S metal!
     
  3. Stormster

    Stormster Somewhere Far Beyond

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    damn straight,. i respect him, he rocks!
     
  4. flip`

    flip` Your mother was a hamster

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    Some things:

    Keyboard warriors, younger demented brother... the SMS warrior! Yeh.. tools that think it's cool to and send abusive sms's through their or others phones.. sad cunts!!

    Falling asleep on your arm and waking up with it totally numb and you can't move it then taking 10mins for it to feel normal again.

    Faggoths.

    Highly Commercial music and the entire butt licking commercial music industry and sheep.

    [​IMG] <-- that smiley with most of the stock UBB's.
     
  5. Winmar

    Winmar Pillock of society

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    That's half of the Australian population!

    Brian, I think that deserves a banning.
     
  6. Goreripper

    Goreripper Metal as fuck

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    Toyota Camrys are awesome.
     
  7. flip`

    flip` Your mother was a hamster

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    The tribe leader has spoken, Trephinator gets his first warning for being a cunt! :D

    I can't really talk though.... driving a little white french car. :erk:
     
  8. Icarus

    Icarus Shamone

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    I hate it how its fucking difficult to find a good job
     
  9. Disgustipated

    Disgustipated Cynical.

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    I know :)



    Anyhoo, I've thought of another thing that pisses me off: employers. Especially ones who think they can fuck me around ;). I can't be asked explaining properly, but I'll let the e-mail I'm gunna send my ex-boss do the talking:

    (those numbers down the bottom are just me working out how much the hag owes me)

    Anyway, this is only a minute figure compared to what I could claim for my sister. She's "full-time" but has never even negotiated a contract, let alone signed one! With my head, I worked out that I can claim over 13 grand back pay for her - she just needs to give me the word.

    Man, employers suck. I wish I could see the bitch's face when she finds all this shit blow up in her face. And once word gets out that I'm claiming this shit, I'd imagine other people at my workplace will. Someone's going bankrupt! ;)
     
  10. Trephinator

    Trephinator The Mongrel

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    My grandpa drives a Camry and he's cool !

    I don't mind the car except I always seem to get stuck behind one

     
  11. LegionsOfTheDead

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    To ad to the "passing out at gigs" stories.. I passed out behind the big dumpster outside the Marquee at the Shadows Fall afterparty last year.

    Tequila - 1

    Me - 0
     
  12. Pyro

    Pyro The guy from the internet

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    Tequila always wins.
     
  13. Lord Tim

    Lord Tim That guy from LORD

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    Yeah, +1 for passing out stories here:

    I remember our Bar Broadway show of the A Rise ToUR Power tour in 2002.. that was HUGE set and I hadn't had a chance to eat much before the show. I got off stage kind of dizzy and wandered outside to get some air.

    Next thing I know I'm being woken up by Moon Child (Tania) asking me if I was OK. I so totally passed out laying up against a wall outside of the venue. :err:

    Same thing happened at the Doro support in Melbourne, but there was a lot of reasons for that one...
     
  14. aceallic

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    Spammers.
    My boss.
    Dust on my computer and the fact that it's a slow arse pc.
     
  15. Celestial-Todd

    Celestial-Todd The Incredible Bulk

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    Comments like this;

    "it's not a bad line-up but $35 is too much" (about Brute Force Fest)

    That's less then 2 dollars per band.... what the fuck do these people expect???? It's no wonder the metal scene in Sydney has gone down the shit-tube in the past few years!
     
  16. Lord Tim

    Lord Tim That guy from LORD

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    Telefuckingmarketers! :mad:

    I had one of those 'tards wake me up at some stupid morning hour (after I get to bed at like 5am!)

    "Hi, I'm from XXXX company doing a survey. How are you today?"

    "Not in the mood to do your survey - goodbye!"

    "Oh but wait, are you sure I can't--"

    "Listen, dickhead - when I say I'm not interested, it's your cue to go. Don't keep fucking talking to me!"

    :rolleyes: Man, get the fucking hint, people!

    Door to door salesmen are like that. I nearly threw one guy off the front steps one time because he kept trying to sell me his shit after I told him I wasn't interested.
     
  17. Awake_In_Animosity

    Awake_In_Animosity Fearing a Blank Planet

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    here here!
     
  18. Awake_In_Animosity

    Awake_In_Animosity Fearing a Blank Planet

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    I know of 2 Telefuckingmarketers on this forum.
     
  19. Lord Tim

    Lord Tim That guy from LORD

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    *waves at people I would hate if they called me up in the morning and didn't go away when I told them to*

    :)
     
  20. Awake_In_Animosity

    Awake_In_Animosity Fearing a Blank Planet

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    You have been told mountain king! hehe
     

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