Hello, my name is Thomas, and I fucking hate Twilight. - Hellooooooooo Thomas. I just hate it. I cannot stand it anymore. I already hated Harry Potter, now I want to dismember Stephanie Meyer. "Edward, I love you", "Oh you know, I'm a vampire, I'm evil, I kill people and drink blood", "I don't care, my life sucks so I'm gonna follow you around the world", dammit THIS SHIT IS AS FUCKED UP AS BUFFY. I had the seizure of my life when I read an article entitled "Twilight is now destroying couples" in a newspaper. Apparently, several girls are twisted enough to break with their boyfriends because they "want somebody more like Edward". I think I'm gonna kill myself right now. HOW could anybody read and PAY to watch such a piece of shit ? How can it be considered as a benefit for litterature ? How can teens focus on these books and not read the million better ones out there ? Why is it forbidden to stab goth teens at college who propose it for litterature classes, saying it's the "best book ever and captivating and awesome and I love Edward" ? I don't get it.