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Discussion in 'Children Of Bodom' started by bodomite, Dec 4, 2002.

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Manowar?

  1. They Rule

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  2. They Suck

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  3. Who is Manowar

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  4. They are GOD!

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  5. They are the ass fucking homosexuals of the butt metal scene

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  6. WHATS WITH THE POLLLS!!! I DONT FUCKING CAR ENOW GO THE HELL AWAY!

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  1. bodomite

    bodomite Your Executioner

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    and why do you feel this way?

    hate em.... listen to their music.... and no one in their right mind dresses like a viking when they are a skinny fuck!
     
  2. Tut Ankh Amon

    Tut Ankh Amon I See You Masturbate!

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    their sound suck
    but they're funny as hell when they are posing! :lol:
    like on the Manowar tour video where their bass player (forgot his name) is driving one of those ice-motorcicles just with a leopard skin thong! :lol:
    fuck that was pretty bad! :lol:

    oh yeah
    and there was some brazilian sluts doing nasty stuff on the backstage also. But their drummer is the funniest!!! His dumb face makes me laugh SO MUCH! :lol:
     
  3. bodomite

    bodomite Your Executioner

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  4. Taliesin

    Taliesin Immaturity Aside

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    Well, their True Metal behaviour is only hilarious...

    Their music is kinda fun and good headbanging stuff, combined with a few beers and a funny discussion about their lyrics, for example about "May our swords be wet, like a young girl in her prime / Hold your hammers high" you'll have the party going all night :)
    I remember last weekend when they played "Hail and Kill" and "Warriors of the World" I kinda apreciated it :D
    During the first one we laughed like hell about a third of the people on the little stage who took it seriously and as well about the other two thirds who made fun of the song.
    During the second one a friend came hopping by, one hand like \m/ the other one in his groin, headbanging and hopping on one leg :D
    I lay on the floor the next 15min :lol:

    ah yeah and to the germans I'd only say

    BIG DICK

    ...

    ME TOO

    :lol:
     
  5. bodomite

    bodomite Your Executioner

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  6. ukstin

    ukstin I Survived the Lake Bodom

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  7. bodomite

    bodomite Your Executioner

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    yay another follower :D :lol:
     
  8. ukstin

    ukstin I Survived the Lake Bodom

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  9. bodomite

    bodomite Your Executioner

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    hahahaahahhahahaha :lol:
     
  10. loWildChild

    loWildChild Haistakaapa vittu!

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    They are gay and lying.... "ManOgays" JUAS! :D
     
  11. bodomite

    bodomite Your Executioner

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  12. Taliesin

    Taliesin Immaturity Aside

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    "GayOwar" then
     
  13. bodomite

    bodomite Your Executioner

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  14. Thorns of Sorrow

    Thorns of Sorrow My pic is squished

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  15. IcedEarth556

    IcedEarth556 Metal Keyboardist

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    This board is sooo crazy.
     
  16. bodomite

    bodomite Your Executioner

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    jep you know it man :)
     
  17. seventi

    seventi Viva Lonliness!

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    I agree, their posing is great!

    But I hate the fact that the word "steel" is sung 509 times just in one song:


    "With the power of the ztiiiiil"
    "Magic ztiiiiil"
    "My sword is made of ztiiiiil" (duh!)
    "ztiiiiil attack!!!!!!"
    "I kill the dragon with my ztiiiiil"
    "My ztiiiiil is better than you ztiiiiil"
    "I am made of ztiiiiil"
    "Fucking ztiiiiil"
    "ztiiiiil meet ztiiiiil"
    "ztiiiiil, and away!!!"
    "ztiiiiil, ztiiiiil, ztiiiiil, ztiiiiil, yeah!!"
    "My ztiiiiil is broken"
    "I love my ztiiiiil"
    "Universal power magic ztiiiiil"
    "I ride my ztiiiiil"
    "I killed a rabbit with my ztiiiiil"
    "My ztiiiiil chops of your ztiiiiilhead"
    "I built a castle with my ztiiiiil"
    "Oh, there are'nt enough steelwords in this song - ztiiiiil ztiiiiil ztiiiiil ztiiiiil ztiiiiil ztiiiiil ztiiiiil"





    So I'd say, yeah they suck musically, but you can always have a good laugh at them
    :)
     
  18. Taliesin

    Taliesin Immaturity Aside

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    Not to forget

    "Raging ztiiiiil like thunder from the skiiiii" :lol:
     
  19. seventi

    seventi Viva Lonliness!

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    :lol: :lol: :lol:

    "I'll penetrate you with my big ztiiiiil":D
     
  20. _A_SCARLET_SUNSET_

    _A_SCARLET_SUNSET_ Lord of Chaos

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    They SUCK major cock... i hate their damn pseudo heroic attitude...
     

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