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ZOD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Discussion in 'ProgPower USA' started by DarkOne, Oct 11, 2005.

  1. DarkOne

    DarkOne Black Belt in Sarcasm

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    You should have told us about this.

    KNEEL BEFORE, I mean, vote for Zod.

    http://www.zod2008.com/

    Steve in Philly
     
  2. Dark One

    Dark One The Tainted Dogma

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    Steve,

    Check out the Hall & Oates thread - still funny though. :)

    Jason
     
  3. General Zod

    General Zod Ruler of Australia

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    Once again, there is no truth to this. My plan for planetary dominance isn't scheduled to unfold until 2012.

    Zod
     
  4. Bryan316

    Bryan316 METAL... nuff said!

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    I hereby pledge my political allegiance to you, my lord! What campaigning would you have me conduct in your almighty name?




    Um... as long as you don't make me go to any blue states...

    ;)
     
  5. Dark One

    Dark One The Tainted Dogma

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    LOL - you're screwed Bryan. :D
     
  6. General Zod

    General Zod Ruler of Australia

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    When my reign of terror begins, all red states will be converted to state-sized strip bars.

    Zod
     
  7. Dark One

    Dark One The Tainted Dogma

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    On second thought.... :headbang:

    And what will you do with the red states? :saint:
     
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    General Zod Ruler of Australia

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    My bad, it's the red states I plan to convert to strip bars.

    Zod
     
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    booB Señor Member

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    wow... so ALL the states will become titty bars... kickass!
     
  10. Dark One

    Dark One The Tainted Dogma

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    Heh - and all the blue states become hosts to several major state sponsored Open Air Metal Festivals throughout the year right? Pant...Pant....Pant!!!
     
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    edgeofthorns 24 Hours Ago...

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    Well Zod, we redneck, neo-conservative, religious zealots, who are closed minded and not as enlightened as the blue state people by the way, will be waiting......:loco: :D
     
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    J-Man Old as Yoda

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    I too pledge my undying loyalty and devotion to you my LORD, what would you have your humble servant do.:worship:
     
  13. Bryan316

    Bryan316 METAL... nuff said!

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    I can see it now, the glorious ways our nation would grow....

    [WaynesWorld]

    *DIDDLYDEE! DIDDLYDEE! DIDDLYDEE!*

    News Reporter: And now, ladies and gentlemen, I present the Commanding Lord of the United States of Metal, GENERAL ZOD!

    *deafening applause at gunpoint*

    Zod: Thank you my faithful servants. Today, I bring to you, the annual State of the Union Address.

    *deafening applause at bayonetpoint*

    Zod: Today, I am pleased to announce, that the current state of our Union is...


    ....DOLLAR BEER NIGHT AT ALL RED STATES, AND TWO-FOR-ONE LAP DANCES DURING ANY DOUBLESHOT OF VANDEN PLAS!!!

    *uncontrollable applause at taserpoint*

    *DIDDLYDEE! DIDDLYDEE! DIDDLYDEE!*

    [/WaynesWorld]
     
  14. Kenneth R.

    Kenneth R. Cináed

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    LMAO.

    Nation of metal? you got my vote!
     
  15. General Zod

    General Zod Ruler of Australia

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    If you're on this board, you must not be close-minded.

    The whole idea of red states and blue states is misleading. All states are varying shades of purple. In truth, the red/blue thing better identifies the differences between people who live in or near major cities, and those who live well outside the city (at least on the maps I've seen).

    Zod
     
  16. General Zod

    General Zod Ruler of Australia

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    LOL.

    Zod
     
  17. General Zod

    General Zod Ruler of Australia

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    Once the conversion of red states into strip clubs is complete, my 2nd act as Supreme Commander will be to move Wacken to the U.S. and make it a monthly festival (to be run by Glenn, of course).

    Zod
     
  18. Dark One

    Dark One The Tainted Dogma

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    LOL - oh man, can you imagine Glenn running a Wacken like festival 12 times a year???? I'm sure just the mere thought would keep Glenn up at night wondering the best possible place to jump off a bridge. :lol:
     
  19. Kenneth R.

    Kenneth R. Cináed

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    can i vote for you twice?
     
  20. General Zod

    General Zod Ruler of Australia

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    Not at all. You need to keep in mind, Glenn wouldn't be negotiating, he be extending an "invitation". It's not wise to refuse the Supreme Commander.:heh:

    By the way, this thread is now long past silly. We all must be very bored at work.

    Zod
     

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