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View Poll Results: Does peter steels dick size make u jelous?
Yes 4 7.55%
No 22 41.51%
Mabye 7 13.21%
Why the hell should I tell u?!?!? 0 0%
My dick is too small to even compair to anyones 4 7.55%
Are you gay for making such a retated poll? 16 30.19%
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Old June 8th, 2003, 10:22 AM   #26 (permalink)
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as girl I'm not impressed by that size.. but afraid..
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Old June 9th, 2003, 12:49 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Old June 25th, 2003, 02:14 PM   #28 (permalink)
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ITS OFFICIAL BODOMITE HAS AIDS BUT YOU CAN HELP BY SENDING HIM BEER MONEY TO THE BODOMITE FUND PLEASE CALL OUR SAVE BODOMITE FUND LINE AND PLEDGE YOU MONEY TO SAVE BODOMITE FROM TOTAL DAMNDATION REMEMBER YOUR NOT ONLY SAVING A LIFE YOUR SAVING ............ uhh Bodomite....
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Old June 25th, 2003, 03:12 PM   #29 (permalink)
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Bodomite is always laughing at me .

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Old June 26th, 2003, 12:49 PM   #30 (permalink)
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I don't get jealous of other guys' penises...

I guess because mine's pretty big as well.

Maybe having a large member is a blessing because you don't have to worry about shit like that. Plus, I know how to use it...so there ya go.

I guess it's just life's way of making up for my hair starting to fall out at such a young age...oh well...I've got better things to do with my testosterone anyway.
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Old June 26th, 2003, 01:04 PM   #31 (permalink)
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Old June 26th, 2003, 03:34 PM   #32 (permalink)
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OMG Lolita you never cease to shock me with your words of brutalnes
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Old June 26th, 2003, 03:45 PM   #33 (permalink)
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I'm just trying to be me... and that's why making bad jokes.
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Old June 26th, 2003, 03:59 PM   #34 (permalink)
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why u crying shocking is GOOD you should be proud very few people can shock me hahah
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Old June 26th, 2003, 04:42 PM   #35 (permalink)
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why u crying shocking is GOOD you should be proud very few people can shock me hahah
U R stupid!

You don't even have long hair?
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Old June 26th, 2003, 07:43 PM   #36 (permalink)
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Dude, Bodomite is cool.
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Old June 26th, 2003, 09:57 PM   #37 (permalink)
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Old June 27th, 2003, 10:37 AM   #38 (permalink)
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LOL, it's like this...this is the ultimate paradox...

I'm 24...most people tell me I'm handsome or good looking...but I don't think so.

However, guys...this is so fucked up...

I've known chicks who wouldn't give me the time of day, but who've gotten with me for one night...just drunken sex...didn't matter. Then they find out that I've got a fairly large member and that I'm good in bed, and that just changes everything for them...now I'm the fucking man. But I'm like, whoa, yesterday you told me you had no interest in me whatsoever, and now you're all up my ass, so to speak. Then they start to tell their friends, and you start getting laid by word-of-mouth, ON THE SOLE REASON THAT YOU'RE GOOD IN BED...THAT'S IT. They don't give a shit about you, they never did, and it sucks because sometimes you might be really into a girl, and they just want you because of your dick. So, you end up kinda switching roles; I end up taken advantage of for that one reason, and the chick is the one just having fun. Now, don't get me wrong....this can be a very good thing. The pros are that there is no committment, and they only see you when they are horny, and they always want it. The flip side is that one day you meet someone that you're really, really into, not just sexually, and then you find out that they're just into you because they like fucking you. It's all great and fun when there are no feelings there and it's just a fuck buddy, but when you start to get attached, it really sucks because your whole relationship is based on something purely physical when you feel things on a deeper level.

But on the bright side, it does wonders for your damaged ego...LMFAO!!!!

There's nothing like a girl telling you, "I had no idea you were like this...." and then giving her the best fuck of her life.

Remember guys, the girth is what gets 'em. You need some length in there too, but chicks love a big, fat cock, LOL!!!!!
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Old June 27th, 2003, 03:56 PM   #39 (permalink)
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ı wonder how you look like
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I ain't jealous of the size of Pete's schlong; but I'm jealous of his voice and songwriting.
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There's nothing like a girl telling you, "I had no idea you were like this...." and then giving her the best fuck of her life.
Aren't you being a bit egoistic there..?

I do like guys with good self-esteem but not anymore if they brag about how good they are. It is a total turn off.
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Hearse is not talking about himself here.
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Actually I'm just repeating what I've been told...

I'm a pretty modest guy...I don't go flaunting my shit.

It also sucks because I'm really long winded in bed, and while a lot of chicks dig that, being the marathon man kinda sucks after a while. They're just kinda like, "ARE YOU EVER GOING TO CUM?"

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Old June 30th, 2003, 11:51 PM   #48 (permalink)
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