The 'Grow HUGE Viking Beards' Thread. - Page 2

zekeyou · January 24th, 2007, 06:40 PM

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Originally Posted by David Gold

(FACT - we all know that women love beards!)

last good one-- the ode to Neurosis:

CaGeD iN · January 24th, 2007, 06:42 PM

ha, thats sweet

sdmf2 · January 24th, 2007, 07:16 PM

hah. King Diamond

AshDLS · January 24th, 2007, 08:39 PM

Holy crap, I feel inferior to everyone.

Haha maybe it's my half-Asian genetics, but my facial hair grows quite slowly, and not so thick. I think the longest I've left mine without shaving is about a month, and I just looked kinda seedy.

Anyway, when I'm old and senile and don't give a shit about anything I'll definitely try for one of those awesome Lo Pan Chinaman sort of beards. The guys from Negura Bunget have some good whiskers going too.

Dave, that totally sucks having to shave for 'The Man'. They wouldn't allow it at work? I was a bit pissed off at having to cut my long hair for working overseas, although I got over that fairly quickly, heh.

David Gold · January 24th, 2007, 08:58 PM

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AshDLS - I was a bit pissed off at having to cut my long hair for working overseas, although I got over that fairly quickly, heh.

Statistically, I bet long haired guys all over the world do overwhelmingly better with the ladies overall once they get that generic 'short-hair' hair cut that short hair guys have. It's meeting a woman who digs you the way YOU want to be with your long hair and Viking beards that's the real find. Once you find her, then you have it made!

...Same goes for jobs really.

Advance&Vanquish · January 24th, 2007, 09:06 PM

My beard will take over Canada, you watch.

....when its full grown

sdmf2 · January 24th, 2007, 11:11 PM

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Originally Posted by David Gold

Statistically, I bet long haired guys all over the world do overwhelmingly better with the ladies overall once they get that generic 'short-hair' hair cut that short hair guys have. It's meeting a woman who digs you the way YOU want to be with your long hair and Viking beards that's the real find. Once you find her, then you have it made!

...Same goes for jobs really.

I work at Quiznos so the hair and beard arent really an issue. i just have to keep the hair up and out of the way.

The women like it though.... well... some do, the cool ones haha.

Miltbrand · January 25th, 2007, 06:05 AM

My 'Afghan beard':

Haven´t shaved since I came down here in october (trimmed the 'stache, though)

3 or 4 years ago I had a 4-5 inch goatee, but I dont think I´ve got any pics of it...

edit: Whoops, I guess you can´t resize a pic at photobucket (for your avatar), without the one you´ve already linked to (in the thread), gets resized as well...

Well, you learn somethoing every day!

Arcane Son · January 25th, 2007, 10:06 AM

And you know another cool thing about beards. It saves a shitload of $$$$ not having to buy razors!

sdmf2 · January 25th, 2007, 11:20 AM

shitload of time too

Insomniainc · January 25th, 2007, 01:16 PM

Anyone else sensing David is trying to raise a viking army here?

Peterk · January 26th, 2007, 05:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Insomniainc

Anyone else sensing David is trying to raise a viking army here?

imagine the next woods concert...

CaGeD iN · January 26th, 2007, 04:37 PM

we should make a band of vikings, dave can be the leader, and we can restore the old ways!

Novembers Paul · January 26th, 2007, 04:44 PM

David, you shave and 10 years comes off your face. You look like a little kid. hahaha

By the way, get your bathroom ceiling fixed. haha!

circus_brimstone · January 26th, 2007, 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Novembers Paul

By the way, get your bathroom ceiling fixed. haha!

I didn't even notice that.

aztattooedsean · January 26th, 2007, 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Arcane Son

And you know another cool thing about beards. It saves a shitload of $$$$ not having to buy razors!

you got that right. It amazes me how much razors cost thanks to how many people steal them from stores.

You find me people with beards year round that can give me secrets in how to keep the beard from making me even hotter than I already am in the Arizona summer and I would always do the beard.

aztattooedsean · January 26th, 2007, 05:22 PM

Luckily, I could have a nice beard, long hair, all my tattoos, and piercings where I work at Intel as I am in a bunny suit all night rather than selling the product.

wierd thing is my last girlfriend liked long haired beards so they are out there.

I might have some surprising pictures in the future to show people.

CaGeD iN · January 26th, 2007, 11:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Novembers Paul

David, you shave and 10 years comes off your face. You look like a little kid. hahaha

By the way, get your bathroom ceiling fixed. haha!

it was like WOAH he is in his 20s, but without the beard.... and the ceiling, haha, yeah i didnt see that

ArntorFTL · January 26th, 2007, 11:40 PM

It isn't quite a huge viking beard, but it's a beard nonetheless

This is a few weeks ago. I since shaved it and now have this long chin growth.

Dauden · January 27th, 2007, 11:04 AM

I'm only 17, and couldn't grow a beard if I tried, haha. Soon maybe though, I'd love to for the hell of it. Best beard in metal has to be Troy Sanders from Mastodon, I'd totally get his:

CaGeD iN · January 27th, 2007, 12:34 PM

yeah his is pretty sweet

Smoof · January 27th, 2007, 07:05 PM

My beard pisses me off. It looks decent enough, as when my hair also gets a little long (shaggy) I look really disheveled and scary. But, the 'stach part never really grows in all that well. It's there, but it doesn't grow in thick like the rest of my beard, so it looks a little odd. I have a pic, but I'm at work right now, so you'll have to wait :P

Plus the other thing that sucks about having a beard is that I hear no end to the bitching from my girlfriend about it. She doesn't like it in...errm... "encounters" because it's "itchy".

But beyond a full beard, I've had my Abe Lincoln (or Leprecan(?) beard) for quite a few many years now and it looks pretty damn good. Looks a little crappy when it get's full and long, but after trimming it and letting it grow for another four weeks, it looks badass before it needs to be cut again.

Edit: I guess I lack sufficiant ability to grow a Viking beard due to my heritage being Polish D:
Though, I do have blond hair and blue eyes.

Azraelscross · January 27th, 2007, 09:06 PM

most i can grow is the "white trash 'stash" as i lovingly call it. and my beard. patchy and thin. grows a half an inch and stays like that. looks like shit

but my hair is getting there. can't wait for summer. my hair grows hella fast in summer

Wenchmaster · January 27th, 2007, 09:34 PM

Who is taking those pictures behind you David?

Trows · January 27th, 2007, 11:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Dauden

I'm only 17, and couldn't grow a beard if I tried

My awesome genetics allowed me to have a beard at 17.

There's pure metal flowing through my veins.

January 24th, 2007, 07:16 PM	#28 (permalink)
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January 25th, 2007, 06:05 AM	#33 (permalink)
Miltbrand Senior Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Denmark Posts: 1,850	My 'Afghan beard': Haven´t shaved since I came down here in october (trimmed the 'stache, though) 3 or 4 years ago I had a 4-5 inch goatee, but I dont think I´ve got any pics of it... edit: Whoops, I guess you can´t resize a pic at photobucket (for your avatar), without the one you´ve already linked to (in the thread), gets resized as well... Well, you learn somethoing every day! __________________ My record collection: http://www.pop.nu/show_collection.asp?user=5143 Øl, fisse og heavy metal! Last edited by Miltbrand : January 26th, 2007 at 01:29 PM.

January 25th, 2007, 10:06 AM	#34 (permalink)
Arcane Son Seeker Of Wisdom Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 77	And you know another cool thing about beards. It saves a shitload of $$$$ not having to buy razors! Last edited by Arcane Son : January 25th, 2007 at 02:50 PM.

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January 25th, 2007, 01:16 PM	#36 (permalink)
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January 24th, 2007, 08:39 PM	#29 (permalink)
AshDLS Huh? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 406	Holy crap, I feel inferior to everyone. Haha maybe it's my half-Asian genetics, but my facial hair grows quite slowly, and not so thick. I think the longest I've left mine without shaving is about a month, and I just looked kinda seedy. Anyway, when I'm old and senile and don't give a shit about anything I'll definitely try for one of those awesome Lo Pan Chinaman sort of beards. The guys from Negura Bunget have some good whiskers going too. Dave, that totally sucks having to shave for 'The Man'. They wouldn't allow it at work? I was a bit pissed off at having to cut my long hair for working overseas, although I got over that fairly quickly, heh.

January 24th, 2007, 09:06 PM	#31 (permalink)
Advance&Vanquish Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 32	My beard will take over Canada, you watch. ....when its full grown

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January 26th, 2007, 05:22 PM	#42 (permalink)
aztattooedsean crazed tattooed metalhead Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Chandler,arizona Posts: 3,694	Luckily, I could have a nice beard, long hair, all my tattoos, and piercings where I work at Intel as I am in a bunny suit all night rather than selling the product. wierd thing is my last girlfriend liked long haired beards so they are out there. I might have some surprising pictures in the future to show people. __________________ “Most metalheads are self loathing nerds who read comic books, play video games, watch horror movies + are socially awkward." https://www.facebook.com/aztattooedsean https://www.facebook.com/groups/MDFandOEFsupporters/

January 26th, 2007, 11:40 PM	#44 (permalink)
ArntorFTL lol wut Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Detroit, MI Posts: 87	It isn't quite a huge viking beard, but it's a beard nonetheless This is a few weeks ago. I since shaved it and now have this long chin growth.

January 27th, 2007, 11:04 AM	#45 (permalink)
Dauden Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 628	I'm only 17, and couldn't grow a beard if I tried, haha. Soon maybe though, I'd love to for the hell of it. Best beard in metal has to be Troy Sanders from Mastodon, I'd totally get his: __________________ Heavy Metal Society

January 27th, 2007, 07:05 PM	#47 (permalink)
Smoof Vacancy Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Colorado, USA Posts: 132	My beard pisses me off. It looks decent enough, as when my hair also gets a little long (shaggy) I look really disheveled and scary. But, the 'stach part never really grows in all that well. It's there, but it doesn't grow in thick like the rest of my beard, so it looks a little odd. I have a pic, but I'm at work right now, so you'll have to wait :P Plus the other thing that sucks about having a beard is that I hear no end to the bitching from my girlfriend about it. She doesn't like it in...errm... "encounters" because it's "itchy". But beyond a full beard, I've had my Abe Lincoln (or Leprecan(?) beard) for quite a few many years now and it looks pretty damn good. Looks a little crappy when it get's full and long, but after trimming it and letting it grow for another four weeks, it looks badass before it needs to be cut again. Edit: I guess I lack sufficiant ability to grow a Viking beard due to my heritage being Polish D: Though, I do have blond hair and blue eyes. __________________ My sig sucks. Last edited by Smoof : January 27th, 2007 at 07:16 PM.

January 27th, 2007, 09:06 PM	#48 (permalink)
Azraelscross Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: British Columbia Posts: 80	most i can grow is the "white trash 'stash" as i lovingly call it. and my beard. patchy and thin. grows a half an inch and stays like that. looks like shit but my hair is getting there. can't wait for summer. my hair grows hella fast in summer

January 27th, 2007, 09:34 PM	#49 (permalink)
Wenchmaster Wrath of Amemait Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Toronto, Ontario Posts: 162	Who is taking those pictures behind you David?