The 'Grow HUGE Viking Beards' Thread. - Page 3

CaGeD iN · January 27th, 2007, 11:46 PM

dave, haha my little brother said u look fruity, haha

Mike Sickle · January 31st, 2007, 02:08 AM

did anybody see this announcement at the top of the forum?

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Do you live in/around Montreal, and have a huge Viking Beard? ($$)
NuFilms based in Montreal (Quebec, Canada) are preparing the video "Étienne d'Août" for the band Malajube, which will be shot between February 6th or 7th (exact date to be confirmed). They are looking to cast men with huge Viking beards to play, you guessed it, Vikings!

You must be between 30 and 65 years old. This is a paid job!

If you are interested, please send a recent picture to michelle.nufilms@gmail.com as soon as possible! You will receive a prompt reply.

Wish I lived a little closer to Montreal or had more notice, this sounds like it'd be fun!

Peterk · January 31st, 2007, 10:17 AM

man david could have gone for it..

aztattooedsean · February 2nd, 2007, 04:36 PM

non beard pic with me and David:

Tr0llh4mm3r · February 8th, 2007, 12:47 AM

I shaved mine off some time at the end of December. Probably won't try to grow another one until I have a steady gal at my side.

Orthodox Caveman · February 11th, 2007, 03:34 PM

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ArntorFTL · February 11th, 2007, 04:06 PM

Wow, dude, I think you win at this thread.

sdmf2 · February 11th, 2007, 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Orthodox Caveman

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This guy is the biggest viking ever to walk the face of the earth. Condragulations

AshDLS · February 12th, 2007, 05:25 PM

Holy shit. How long has it taken to grow that beard?

chrisdoig24k · February 13th, 2007, 07:05 AM

We worship you, O Unorthodox Caveman!

TheCrab · February 13th, 2007, 08:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Trows

My awesome genetics allowed me to have a beard at 17.

There's pure metal flowing through my veins.

I have a goatee at 15.

guess I'm the most metal one here.

TheCrab · February 13th, 2007, 08:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Smoof

Plus the other thing that sucks about having a beard is that I hear no end to the bitching from my girlfriend about it. She doesn't like it in...errm... "encounters" because it's "itchy".

I get that from my girlfriend too, and mine's not even very big.

(I suppose I could have only made one post, but whatever.)

Trows · February 13th, 2007, 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by TheCrab

I have a goatee at 15.

guess I'm the most metal one here.

I've seen your pictures. That pile of fluff doesn't count.

David Gold · February 13th, 2007, 08:09 PM

There can be strategy involved as to when to grow a beard and when not to, the pros and cons.

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Tr0llh4mm3r - I shaved mine off some time at the end of December. Probably won't try to grow another one until I have a steady gal at my side.

Trollhammer has the right idea.

Orthodox Caveman · February 13th, 2007, 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by AshDLS

Holy shit. How long has it taken to grow that beard?

Well, the last time I was clean shaven was July 9, 2005. So... Close to two years now, come this summer.

mrbean667 · May 2nd, 2009, 08:22 PM

I'd love to grow a big beard, but seeing as I'm still at school, I don't really get a chance to develop it, what with the year coordinator going round handing out shavers to people.
That's why holidays rule.

sdmf2 · May 3rd, 2009, 01:07 PM

I don't understand what kind of school you go to. They shave your face for you?
GROW A BEARD! haha.

Miltbrand · May 7th, 2009, 09:10 AM

I´ve pretty much left the ´big beard´ thing behind (for now). Instead, if stretched, my 'stache almost reaches my ears

sdmf2 · May 7th, 2009, 07:01 PM

That's awesome Miltbrand. Nothing beats a huge 'stache

David Gold · May 7th, 2009, 07:10 PM

I'm currently rocking the biggest beard I have ever grown! + I look like I haven't slept in two years. See you on tour!

Miltbrand · May 29th, 2009, 01:40 PM

HeavyMetalAdam · May 31st, 2009, 10:07 PM

My current beard....

David Gold · June 2nd, 2009, 02:43 AM

I am now rocking a "Yeard", the one-year beard:

June 1 2008 - June 2 2009, and counting! I can get uglier yet! Just wait and see.

Dauden · June 3rd, 2009, 02:53 PM

These days are long gone, no?

Sorry, couldn't help myself

David Gold · June 3rd, 2009, 04:26 PM

Hard to believe THOSE two photos were taken almost exactly a year apart.

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These days are long gone, no?

Or...are they on the way back?

We'll see what happens in September.

January 31st, 2007, 10:17 AM	#53 (permalink)
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Tr0llh4mm3r Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Oakville, Ontario Posts: 14	I shaved mine off some time at the end of December. Probably won't try to grow another one until I have a steady gal at my side.

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Miltbrand Senior Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Denmark Posts: 1,850	I´ve pretty much left the ´big beard´ thing behind (for now). Instead, if stretched, my 'stache almost reaches my ears __________________ My record collection: http://www.pop.nu/show_collection.asp?user=5143 Øl, fisse og heavy metal!

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May 7th, 2009, 07:10 PM	#70 (permalink)
David Gold Son of the Darkest Blues Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: No hometown, Ontario. Posts: 2,095	I'm currently rocking the biggest beard I have ever grown! + I look like I haven't slept in two years. See you on tour! __________________ Woods of Ypres is... "A Black and Doom band from Ontario, Canada" "Both a Mirror and a Hammer." "An expression of life, not a product of time."

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May 31st, 2009, 10:07 PM	#72 (permalink)
HeavyMetalAdam Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Simcoe, ON Posts: 56	My current beard....

June 2nd, 2009, 02:43 AM	#73 (permalink)
David Gold Son of the Darkest Blues Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: No hometown, Ontario. Posts: 2,095	I am now rocking a "Yeard", the one-year beard: June 1 2008 - June 2 2009, and counting! I can get uglier yet! Just wait and see. __________________ Woods of Ypres is... "A Black and Doom band from Ontario, Canada" "Both a Mirror and a Hammer." "An expression of life, not a product of time."

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