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February 19th, 2008, 05:59 PM
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JUMPING CHANGOS
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Burzum - Filosofem
Burzum - Filosofem
Sparse fragments of sub-tonal ambience converge along the nexus of thematic development revealing a preponderance of romantic themes contra the ennui of post-industrial revolution liberal democratic ideologies. Musical ideas edging dangerously close to bouncy, power chord driven rock are superceded by arpeggiated melodic narrative culminating in horizontally developed minimalistic meta-quintessence suggesting a quasi-discourse of themes fully derived out of the metaphysical presuppositions underlying Nordic pagan religious practices. True to form, this is organic nihilistic anti-globalist art.
8.5/10
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February 19th, 2008, 06:46 PM
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Helltic Frosthammer
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lol
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February 21st, 2008, 05:19 PM
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The Fighting Man
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"Cuius testiculos habes, habeas cardia et cerebellum.."
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February 24th, 2008, 08:22 PM
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With most posts I read, my IQ level usually drops. I think it just got boosted a few points with this one though lol
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Go forth and die
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February 24th, 2008, 11:20 PM
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The Fighting Man
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you'd think so
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"Cuius testiculos habes, habeas cardia et cerebellum.."
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February 27th, 2008, 07:22 AM
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And two balls
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Massive run-on sentence FTW. 
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Hate keeps a man alive. It gives him strength.
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Originally Posted by mutantllama
AND THEY ARE STRENGTH BEYOND STRENGTH
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February 28th, 2008, 02:51 AM
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JUMPING CHANGOS
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Just to clear up any possible misconceptions, this review is a parody and in no way intended to be serious.
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February 28th, 2008, 07:51 AM
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The Fighting Man
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hence the lollery 
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"Cuius testiculos habes, habeas cardia et cerebellum.."
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February 28th, 2008, 11:10 PM
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Senior Member
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gave me a rofl or two
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"I was eighteen months old," he said dreamily. "I slept in my parents' room and I saw them making love. I saw her give my father a hand job and I said, 'I can do better than that,' so I gave him a blow job. It's hard the first time you get caught," he continued , "but you just agree with them and say, 'Yes, I'm eating my father. He likes it. It's a good thing to do.' Then they leave you alone." -Maurice Nouvelle, The Dinosaur Man
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February 29th, 2008, 02:56 PM
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I Shit Bricks
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Interesting review.
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March 22nd, 2008, 08:35 AM
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Junior Member
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There was an excellent Spinoza Ray Prozak review generator that parsed flashy-sounding nonsense from existing ANUS texts, but I've shamefully forgotten the URL. Google around!
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