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Old February 19th, 2008, 05:59 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Burzum - Filosofem

Burzum - Filosofem

Sparse fragments of sub-tonal ambience converge along the nexus of thematic development revealing a preponderance of romantic themes contra the ennui of post-industrial revolution liberal democratic ideologies. Musical ideas edging dangerously close to bouncy, power chord driven rock are superceded by arpeggiated melodic narrative culminating in horizontally developed minimalistic meta-quintessence suggesting a quasi-discourse of themes fully derived out of the metaphysical presuppositions underlying Nordic pagan religious practices. True to form, this is organic nihilistic anti-globalist art.

8.5/10
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Old February 19th, 2008, 06:46 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old February 21st, 2008, 05:19 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old February 24th, 2008, 08:22 PM   #4 (permalink)
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With most posts I read, my IQ level usually drops. I think it just got boosted a few points with this one though lol
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Old February 24th, 2008, 11:20 PM   #5 (permalink)
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you'd think so
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Old February 27th, 2008, 07:22 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Massive run-on sentence FTW.
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Old February 28th, 2008, 02:51 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Just to clear up any possible misconceptions, this review is a parody and in no way intended to be serious.
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Old February 28th, 2008, 07:51 AM   #8 (permalink)
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hence the lollery
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Old February 28th, 2008, 11:10 PM   #9 (permalink)
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gave me a rofl or two
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Old February 29th, 2008, 02:56 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Interesting review.
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Old March 22nd, 2008, 08:35 AM   #11 (permalink)
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There was an excellent Spinoza Ray Prozak review generator that parsed flashy-sounding nonsense from existing ANUS texts, but I've shamefully forgotten the URL. Google around!
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