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  1. nik

    Shit...now I know i'm old

    Cant box no-more (35 age limit in amatuers) Cant shag a 18 year old (daughters 21) Cant volenteer for Territorial Army (im fitter than most 20's) Remember Bugsy Malone (on previous thread) Looks at G'Ma'sILF sites now!!!!!!! Son is embaressed of his Pa.... Enjoys a glass of red wine. Said...
  2. nik

    F**king Scum

    Its a sad day...... http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/UK-News/War-Hero-Bob-Schofield-89-Violently-Attacked-By-Intruders-In-His-Home-On-Remembrance-Sunday/Article/200811215149820?lpos=UK_News_Second_Home_Page_Article_Teaser_Region_2&lid=ARTICLE_15149820_War_Hero_Bob_Schofield%2C_8 I live...
  3. nik

    Like a good wine.....

    Comes back better,bolder & badder ;o) Alright Guy's, hope your all well ? See you are still as militant as ever LOL Bill you going to get your ass over to Blighty & get this cricket bat off me ? Number one son is shooting at the Afgan Rag head's at mo with the Paratroopers and loving every...
  4. nik

    HOW DO YOU WANNA LEAVE......

    After the Billy joke (:erk: )... i was thinking how i'd like to go.... After a magical meal including a very sweet pudding mmmmm one would like to retire to the TV room just at the moment of kick-off of the FA CUP FINAL between the MIGHTY West Ham United vs the SCUM that is Manchester United...
  5. nik

    Another nutter with a gun :0(

    Early day's yet...but i hope the coppers miss shot him a few times...what is it about hitting easy targets:mad: . R.I.P. KIDS HOPE THERE'S A KEG UP THERE FOR YOU:rock: .
  6. nik

    Iran..watch your fuckin ass

    I'm slowly boiling away at these camel shagging cunts!!!!!!! http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/meast/03/29/iran.uk.sailors/index.html Just got a feeling in might kick-off over this.....
  7. nik

    Friendly Fire...........

    http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/europe/02/06/iraq.video/index.html Watched it:( . Bad shit, but shit happens.....heat of war,heat of battle mistakes happen.....JUST WATCH OUT FOR MY FUCKIN SON PLEASE:goggly:
  8. nik

    Chuck Norris.....

    You might of seen this but i've just come across it...funny as..... -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Chuck Norris > >> > >>When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, > >>but because he has run out of women. > >> > >>Chuck...
  9. nik

    No.1 Son joins the Army.....

    Watch out Osama my boy is gonna be on his way:heh: ..Just to let the world know my little offspring is joining the ranks of the Great British Army on January 8th...for the last 17 years he has kicked ass, pulled legs of spiders and beat his little bro and older sis.....Now its the camel...
  10. nik

    MAIDEN ON TOUR ?

    GOING TO WATCH THE MAIDEN NEXT WEEK Heard their playing all the new album.....:rock: ...What's you guy's view on non greatest hits concerts ? Me I like a mix old and the very new so i should be happy, althou if they dont play my fav then i'm always pissed:heh: :heh: MAIDEN...
  11. nik

    YOU KNOW YOUR GETTING OLD WHEN...........

    1.The kids ask you to turn UP the car stereo...... 2.Fly fishing becomes MORE interesting than sex........ 3.When all your mates DONT get arrested no-more......unless its for non payments!!. 4.You compair Maiden Albums and class Seventh as NEW !!!!!! 5.OHHHH and my moshing son classes me as...
  12. nik

    ALL MEN PLEASE READ THIS....VERY SERIOUS...

    Subject: : Beer Warning Make sure you click on the link at the end! Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer."The drug is found...
  13. nik

    You got £10 ($17) in your pocket what u gonna do......

    Bit of fun...... Me.....£4 on a porn mag, £4 on beer, and £2 on a take away......... Why...cause i like a wank, i need a beer and fuck you got to eat.... Yeah its a bit of fun..but you can tell a lot from a geezer by his £10 ..me.. Large balding hooligan who lives on his own with a failed...
  14. nik

    WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    What the fuck am i on the wrong fuckin board.....all this pussy talking,gay munching shit......reading about D&D,CUP CAKES, AND SHIT you internet crap talkers GET THE FUCK A LIFE & A FUCKIN BRAIN OR A LEAST GET THE COCKS OUT OF YOUR ASS LONG ENOUGH to go and visit a S.O.T.Board somewere WHAT...
  15. nik

    Soulfly.......

    Need help dudes, never heard any!! seeing Soulfly at the end of the month...Any recommended listerning ? And are they any good ?? PEACE,CUNTS AV FEELINGS TOOO,PATS TO BEAT BRONCOS TONIGHt:loco: .
  16. nik

    TOP 5 THING FOR XMAS.......

    1.Jenna Haze to walk into my bar and ask me if she could have the honour of giving me the mother of all BJ's 2.All muslim camel shagging asylum fuckers to come down with a very nasty case of shits until they literatly die of de-hydration....mmmmmm nasty way to go:loco:. 3.Billy to tour the...
  17. nik

    NOTE FOR BOB GELDOFF (the irish african cocksucker)

    IF I HAD THE WINGS OF A ANGEL,THE DIRTY BLACK ASS OF A CROW,I'D FLY OVER AFRICA TOMORROW AND SHIT ON THE BASTARDS BELOW,BELOW.....sung to the tune of a nice little dittie... I fucking hate that Irish,Hippy,Do-gooding,African feed the world bollocks,Veggie,CUNT....GO SHAG A TREE...Do you not...
  18. nik

    TOP 5 BALLADS YOU MOST WANT TO HEAR.......

    FUCK IT upset as many as possible.......i know i will... 5.Ballad of every god daming pig hating muslim. 4.Ballad of Dimebag. 3.Ballad of Princess Diane ( go for it Charlie boy and fuck everyone marry your old horse dude :rock: .) 2.Ballad of Anthrax. THE NUMBER ONE SPOT...... BALLAD OF...
  19. nik

    We dont care what you say...FUCK YOU

    It's been getting well lame around here..i've spent more time on the S.T, Anthrax and Jenna Haze board's.... Now i'm gonna stir the pot....... Billy sort your shit with Charlie if poss?? Billy us M.O.D fans (the bread & butter) what's left wanna see you tour NOT CANCEL. Fuck S.O.D dvd I...
  20. nik

    Anthrax in Classic Rock mag.."we're Lemmy's bastard kids!"

    Good Scott Ian interview covers all the Anthrax singers, break ups, etc..also a good review of 'two evils' most will disagree but i think the last sentence is very abpt.."But,ultimately, this incarnation of the band should live for the present and the future, and let the past stand for itself"...