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this girl went to Louisia, thank God
I'll probably be able to get laid soon enough
I'm also hanging out with crazy-slut-girls and
I somehow fell in lust with the girl who is going to be celibate for the foreseeable future
She's decided she wants to spend a huge amount of...
I am totally twacked-the-fuck out right now
People keep asking me what foriegn country my "accent" is from
It's from learning to read before i learned how to talk
I had to actually go to...
Came to this site today to tell you guys that I'm not dead
I definately prefer blue eyes over brown and i really love when a blue-eyed-blonde girl has the kind of hyper-caucazoid-facial-shape where brown...
Somehow fell in lust with the girl who is going to remain celibate for the foreseeable future
She's decided that she wants to spend a huge...
I'm having dreams where the company that @Onder works for somehow causes a zombie apocalypse
Also having dreams where @Onder comes to America,...
A photo of my Fort worth homeless shelter ID
My new girlfriend is in love with my pheromones
She's OCD and seemingly bi-polar
Her 2 poles seem to be
A) totally head over heels in love with...
Had this dream again
But this time the girl kept going back and forth between my mom and my sister
Fucking fauxcest-porn fucking up my dreams
This moment I'm charging my newest girlfriend's phone