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- It's only a game if you win but if you lose it's a stinking waste of time. - Al Bundy
- Son, let this be a lesson to you. Never do tequila shooters within a country mile of a marriage chapel. - Al Bundy
- I'm tracking down Seven's real parents. Nobody sticks Al Bundy with unwanted kids except his wife. - Al Bundy
- A man is a man all his life, A woman is only sexy till she becomes your wife! - Al Bundy
- Six bucks is to much to spend on any woman. - Al Bundy
- Children... Oh what the hell, Wolfen.. let me tell you something about sharing. Don't do it. It can only come to trouble. Your mother and I shared a bed and nothing goodcame out of that. - Al Bundy
- We all have to live with our disappointments... I have to sleep with mine. - Al Bundy
RØV!