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Burzum_Maiden
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Burzum_Maiden

I am the table, Male, from Home, probably

I am the table. Apr 22, 2016

Burzum_Maiden was last seen:
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      Burzum_Maiden
      I am the table.
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    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Home, probably
    Occupation:
    Table

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    "Everyone knows that you are fucked up. And everyone knows that I am fucked up. But, does everyone know that you are more fucked up than me? Well, I know that. And you know that. But our purpose is to tell everyone that. Take for instance, the time you went to the bathroom, to take a shower. You had some soap, a towel, shampoo, washcloth, a brush, everything was set. But you had to call me to come turn on the water for you. You didn't know where or how. That is one instance of how fucked up you are. A second instance of how fucked up your are: You was going to cook you some breakfast. Well you went in there, and put some toast in the toaster, put a skillet on the stove, put some grease in it. You got you some eggs out, some bacon. Poured you some orange juice and some coffee. Got some jelly and some butter. Fried eggs, salt, pepper, got some bacon on the grill. Everything was fine - except for one thing. You had to call me in there...to show you how to use a fork." -Swans