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Hmm. Clearly caught me on a good day, then. Worryingly, I have about seventeen million photos of me looking like some sort of alcoholic. Without...
Yes. But no costume changes will occur until the cheque clears and the funds are in my account. If you've only got a tenner you've got some way to...
If this is indeed the case, then put your money where your mouth is, Cavegirl, and send the prerequisite amount to Intense HQ. I'm not above...
I am above this sort of ridiculous conversation. Obviously they are a kind of flesh-y coloured trouser. You're all just being silly. Stop it. I...
Eh?? I thought you were a student. Clearly you should have sold the TV to afford beans on toast for the next 6 months! I would suggest selling the...
Yep. He brought the boot polish and scrubbed the bonce up to a perfect shine. Which the make-up team had to then 'tone down' as the light was...
Oddly enough, only the idiot behind the drums is from the Midlands, all other members being wussy southerners, and ironically, said idiot is the...
That'll be the extra-hard rock n' roll living we engage in. Constant 24 hrs a day partying takes it's toll on the body, you know. One can only...
Well, that rules out Intense, given we're all 23 and under. Shame Han likes men, as Belinda would otherwise qualify for taking up knitting. Must...
Hmmm. Han says at 9.49pm on Dec 30 - resolution is to give up on men. Han says at 10.44pm Dec 31 - I'll hook you up if you find me a nice guy....
Errr... keytars are never cool. Unless you have a particular aspiration to be in Duran Duran. And for those of you too young to remember them in...
???? You're a Chelski fan!!! What do you need a ref for? Most decisions go your way anyhow! Or is the ref for those moments you feel sorry for the...
Sure. I take cheques, most credit cards, certain foreign currencies, mainly US dollars or Euros at a push, as well as bank transfers and...
Not for the grand sum of 7p, he won't! Get a proper job, you student! My info costs top dollar, and therefore you get nowt in the way of juicy...
As you well know, my personal intake of narcotics runs to the same level that I imbibe alcohol, which means I'm permanently stone cold sober!...
Yesh, itsh Chrishtmash...*hic*, and sho we all went out and got properly wayshted on varioush beveragesh... Whilst excershishing reshtraint, of...
Hmmm. Always one, isn't there. You can't take them anywhere... And I actually do own that hat!
S'funny, as my bunch of Gooner-ish players also managed to deduct a point or two from said Chelski pet playthings over the weekend, of which I was...
Errr... yes, well... I was doing a great job of keeping that quiet until certain folk let on about my birthday. For everyone's info, Triskele's...
And we can eliminate Steve due to the fact that instrument doesn't have enough strings...
