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23, 20, and 17.
It's all the Christians fault because they were not thorough enough in the Crusades.
I hope Israel nukes Iran and Pakistan while they're at it.
Trans white ash Cabronita inbound!!!
Played an alder one and it played and sounded awesome.
The burst was terrible though, I told the manager...
"I promise the US citizens will have 48 hours to review any bill before I sign it in to law....."
oops, double tap...
Dang super moon.
Random aggressive psycho homeless guy entered my shop, refused to leave and had to be removed by police. Half hour later two more...
OMG!!! I never knew I had the ability to read minds! This is soooo amazing, I know EXACTLY what he's thinking!!!
??? It was 114 yesterday, watchu talking about?
Why do doctors spank babies?
It knocks the penises off the stupid ones.
Why are all women angry?
You'd be angry too, if some doctor...
I wonder who won??
it real good
Q: What's it mean when there's a hyperventilating woman in bed with you, screaming your name?
A: You didn't...
Late one Friday night, a man reeking of alcohol boards a bus. His tie is undone, there is obvious lipstick smears on his collar, his fly is open...
"glisten with a gutsy rock edge and attitude"
I glistened with a gutsy rock edge and attitude once, but I got in trouble for coming home late...