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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 OMG WTF

Discussion in 'RC' started by lizard, Aug 17, 2005.

  1. lizard

    lizard Member

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    guys...here's a pic of the daughter of a girl I went to school with!!

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    and I'm emailing her to say, hey Chrisy, your daughter is gorgeous! but inside my mind I'm thinking, damn, that's a great looking girl and boy would I @@@@@ @@@ 2 @@@@@@ @@ @@@@@@@ @@@@ @@@@@ and then ##$$@@$%$@#$@#$% and then I think, wtf Rick is wrong with you this girl is only 15!!!! Are you some kind of lecherous perv!!!!
    oh the humanities.

    discuss amongst your friends here.
     
  2. HarmonyDies....

    HarmonyDies.... Semi-True

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    that is weird.
     
  3. Reign in Acai

    Reign in Acai Of Elephant and Man

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    I'd bang her like a conga drum. Aslong as she's fully developed (as she appears to be), then you aren't too much of a sick basteeed.
     
  4. Arch

    Arch ‫‬**‪‫‬**҉‫‬**‪‫‬**҉ ‫‬*

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    How young are you, lizard?
     
  5. lizard

    lizard Member

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    I keep expecting Tully to appear looking over her shoulder and flashing the horns.
     
  6. DE

    DE vote bnp

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    she's never 15 :O

    ah well she's sexually developed you're not a paedophile just a hebephile
     
  7. lurch70

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    that chick is 15???
    she looks old enough for the MILF hunter ....
     
  8. lizard

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    I'll be 34 in two weeks.

    but I don't feel like a drooling old man yet, having seizures at the sight of a fine looking young woman. Instead my eyes just roll back into my skull and my left leg starts twitching.
     
  9. Reign in Acai

    Reign in Acai Of Elephant and Man

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    Maybe your buddy and his daughter swing? Invite them over for dinner with you and the Mrs.
     
  10. lizard

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    :lol:

    nah I've decided long ago that if I landed one woman I wasn't gonna try to tackle some side action. way too many complications, not to mention, the expense.
     
  11. Krilons Resa

    Krilons Resa Jerry's married?!

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    15!?!?!?!? ppfftt...
     
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    Well, I'm still 17 so she should get ready to RECEIVE MY LOAD.
     
  13. lizard

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    she looks rather demure in that photo but I happen to know that before her mom shipped her to her father in Ohio, she was a hell-raiser, so she just might say,
    [​IMG]
     
  14. HarmonyDies....

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    Why'd you post her pic on the net? Think her mom would like that =p!
     
  15. lurch70

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    post her full name too ... so this thread comes up when someone is googling her :loco:
     
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    dorian gray Returning videotapes

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    haha! two points:
    1)your friend, who i would assume is the same age as you, has a 15 year old child.
    2)you just posted a pic of your friend's daughter on this forum. i wouldnt be surprised if all of us were placed in a room with her, several of us would actually try and eat her.
     
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    still waiting for photoshop ... :tickled:
     
  18. dorian gray

    dorian gray Returning videotapes

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    having sex with a virgin is uncomfortable.
     
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    circus_brimstone Forest: Sold Out

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    Probably due to all the screaming and flailing. :tickled:
     

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