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A Special Message from Kirk Cameron

Discussion in 'Nevermore' started by Altitudes, Sep 16, 2009.

  1. Altitudes

    Altitudes Stay Frosty

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  2. Malergion

    Malergion Complex pain

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    Ahh, Cameron. Everyone's least favorite celebrity tool.
     
  3. Swabs

    Swabs HAHA COOL

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    I just threw up a little.
     
  4. Shpongled

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    36 seconds.

    All i could stomach.
     
  5. Shpongled

    Shpongled Member

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    Swabs I like your new avatar.
     
  6. Dead Winter

    Dead Winter STAHP

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    I found nothing at all wrong with the first 30 seconds :lol:
     
  7. Lord Foul

    Lord Foul I don't spank men

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    Best line:

    "The opposing, and correct view"
     
  8. Shpongled

    Shpongled Member

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    heh I was hard pressed to make it that long. Soon as I heard the words "bible" and "school" I knew I wouldn't make it 6 full minutes :lol:
     
  9. Dead Winter

    Dead Winter STAHP

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    I was just about to post that!

    "We want everyone to have both sides of the story, with the opposing AND CORRECT view...."

    What a douche.
     
  10. WhiteBeastofWotan

    WhiteBeastofWotan Apostitutes!

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    Lasted 1:01. right up until "there is one way to change a nation and that is to change its sinful heart" or whatever. DISGUSTING. Fortunately, I'm all ranted out tonight, so i aint gonna let it bother me.
     
  11. neal

    neal wizard in black

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    haha this one was always my favorite



    haha found a 'banana debunking'
     
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  12. Lord Foul

    Lord Foul I don't spank men

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    Fucking classic :lol:


    I'm offering a special "anniversary" edition of the bible with a 50 page introduction by Richard Dawkins, outlining:

    The history of the Bible
    Timeline of Jesus's life
    Numerous historical atrocities' undeniable connection with Christianity
    Racism in the Bible
    The Bible's disdain for women

    It also lists the Bible's many logical fallacies and historical innacuracies - It exposes the unscientific belief that a big man in the sky created everything. It points to the clear evolutionary path from RNA to DNA, and explains what transitional features in fossils actually are and shows many examples. It then presents a balanced view of evolutionary theory, with information from scientists, who actually believe that the theory as presented by Darwin was an initial hypothesis that has been and continues to be modified as new evidence is found, in accordance with scientific method.
     
  13. derek

    derek Grey Eminence

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    I especially like his list of scientists. All of them coming from a period when European belief in Christianity, minus David Hume, was utterly untarnished.

    Oh and if they had such sound arguments why the ruse to smuggle their bullshit into Darwin?
     
  14. Lord Foul

    Lord Foul I don't spank men

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    This is typical of the sort of "smoking gun" arguments that Mr. Comfort seems to believe debunk evolution to anyone with common sense. I'm actually kind of insulted - it's like being dressed down by a 5 year old.

     
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  15. Dead_Lioness

    Dead_Lioness Godless

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    This guy hurts my brain. I lasted about 30 seconds and then decided I have something better to do with my time,
    like to decide what to do for lunch today.
     
  16. ArtDecade

    ArtDecade Ghost of Perdition

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    I think Kirk Cameron should make a guest appearance on Metalocalypse.
     
  17. WhiteBeastofWotan

    WhiteBeastofWotan Apostitutes!

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    Well?! What did you decide?
     
  18. Malergion

    Malergion Complex pain

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    There needs to be a film production of the life of Jesus:

    Kirk Cameron -- Jesus Christ (rex Iud.)
    Richard Dawkins -- Pontius Pilate
    Ray Comfort -- John the Baptist
    Ben Stein -- The head Pharisee

    The 12 apostles can be condensed into the form of a single gibbering lunatic with schizoid personality disorder--I nominate Ron Perlman.
     
  19. Lord Foul

    Lord Foul I don't spank men

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    Sold! I'll watch anything with Ron Perlman in it.
     
  20. Malergion

    Malergion Complex pain

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    Damn fucking right.
     

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