Three gay men died, and were going to be cremated. Their lovers happened to be at the funeral home at the same time, and were discussing what they planned to do with the ashes. The first man said "My Benny loved to fly, so I'm going up in a plane and scatter his ashes in the sky. The second man said "My Tim was a good fisherman, so I'm going to scatter his ashes in our favourite lake. The third man said "My Jim was such a good lover, think I'm going to dump his ashes in a pot of hot curry, so he can tear my ass up just one more time.