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An early contender for the Friday joke

Discussion in 'Saxon' started by Fingers, Sep 18, 2003.

  1. Paxoman

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    :lol: :lol: :lol:

    Theres a few Frank Bruno jokes going around now, but that is the cleanest one I've heard so far!
     
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    Sammi, the above mentioned T-shirt is still available from www.macclads.co.uk at an exorbitant price of £5 god I spoil may mates on their birthdays!
     
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    Did you hear about the Flidimide porn star?

    He had an arm like a babies dick.
     
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    :lol::lol::lol:

    Nice letter in Kerrang by the way !
     
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    Paxoman Member

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    Tut tut Lagoon!

    Letter in Kerrang? Are you giving Kerrang whatfor Lagoon?!!
     
  6. Eagle

    Eagle Raging Heathen!

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    That's not funny. One of my old army friends is a flidamide.

    He was a small arms instructor! :lol:
     
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    Aww, I like Frank Bruno!
     
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    Nice one Lagoon :lol: :lol:
     
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    Wow did I see the mighty Macc lads mentioned on this holy board.Biff and the boys must be shitting it.I mean Saxon rule but the Macc lads well they are in a class of their own.What did you tell Kerrang Black Lagoon I am not spending money on that shit , I have been shopping and we bought bog roll already.
     
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    What? Can you expain in English? (or in Blonde even)!
     
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    O.K. The Macc Lads came from Macclesfield in Yorkshire.The songs they wrote slagged off everything(Chubby Brown goes punk?).Women were known as crack,if you drank anything except Boddingtons bitter you were a poof,you had to drink 20 pints every night and then get into a fight and then then drink some more.
    Recomended listening.
    Beer,Sex,Chips and gravy
    Bitter Fit Crack
    Warning they do offend just about everyone at some point but it was harmless fun.Fingers can you do better than this? I think they need to be heard.
     
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    Macclesfield in Yorkshire?? Unless they've moved it, I think you mean Cheshire, Wilks! :lol:
     
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    Eagle Raging Heathen!

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    I loved their version of the Live Aid song - Feed Your Face.

    Another classic has a slight similarity to Blockbuster and goes a bit like this:

    he'll eat your pies
    he'll tell you lies
    you wouldn't believe that fat bastard's size
    his massive gut
    it's forty foot
    and it gets dark when he walks in the pub

    Has anyone seen him eat
    He's never seen his feet
    FAT BASTARD!
     
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    Hey, Crusader, nice pic, as usual! Do you know what the writing under the arches says by any chance? I sure as hell can't read it, but I'm guessing it's not "Billions and Billions Served"!

    Oh, and to Dave Murray's stunt double: aren't those actually blonde jokes with "Blonde" deleted and "Essex Girl" written in?
     
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    D.T.T Dave Murrays Stunt Double

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    as a blonde myself I'm offended...

    but round here it probably doesnt make much difference, but I guess some people are actually proud of where they come from..

    got em from some website or other under Essex Girls on google.
     
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    Macc Lads best lyrics.

    Well I've never been to bed with an ugly woman but i've woken up with one or two.
    Or
    We strolled old Buxton Road and we walked along the cut
    she said give us an inch and i'll take a yard
    so i slamed her half a foot
    put me hand up her skirt cause i/m a macc lad
    and i knew just what to do
    got hand inside then me arm inside
    i lost right up to me tattoe:ill:
     

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