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an Ode to my Tofutti

Discussion in 'Nevermore' started by Chromatose, Mar 19, 2003.

  1. Chromatose

    Chromatose Squid pro quo

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    right! that's the spirit!
    just like zombies from the grave,
    this thread rose again
     
  2. MajestikMøøse

    MajestikMøøse Membrum virile

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    I need some fiber
    Like Chromie ate yesterday
    then I can poop poop
     
  3. Chromatose

    Chromatose Squid pro quo

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    yum! fiber tablets!
    just like orange flavored candy,
    they're so addictive.
     
  4. PlatypusJesus

    PlatypusJesus A Dead Sun Serenity

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    Fuck! I'm gone for months and this damn thread is still around. FUCK!
     
  5. Kvlt Wench

    Kvlt Wench sews no mercy

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    You damn silly hick
    You need to write in haiku
    Go bang your sister
     
  6. Kvlt Wench

    Kvlt Wench sews no mercy

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    Your hair's gotten long
    You have become one of them
    Those Jesus-y types
     
  7. MajestikMøøse

    MajestikMøøse Membrum virile

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    Jesus was the man.
    The man with metal hair, and
    a metal beard.

    He also made wine
    From water! I bet he got
    hammered every day.

    Furthermore he must
    have had orgies with his twelve
    disciples; faggot.

    Judas must have been
    on the recieving end of
    cock too often. ha ha
     
  8. Chromatose

    Chromatose Squid pro quo

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    It sure is a shame.
    I've never seen beef jerky
    in vending machines.

    Beef Jerky Vending.
    I could go for some of that,
    oh, right about now.
     
  9. Mike

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    Hiakus are stupid
    Too short to even say shit
    Pointless fucking poems
     
  10. Mike

    Mike Member

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    Where's Danny Glover?
    His posts are pretty funny
    He's so god damn black
     
  11. MajestikMøøse

    MajestikMøøse Membrum virile

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    Not sure if I posted this one before:

    Jerking off is fun
    Moreso whilst Beethoven plays!
    It's the Ode to Joy
     
  12. Kvlt Wench

    Kvlt Wench sews no mercy

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    Beef jerky at my
    school, but oh at what a price
    One seventy-five
     
  13. Tide In Mind Out

    Tide In Mind Out Active Member

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    a bag of jerky
    at the airport is seven
    dollars what the fuck
     
  14. Mike

    Mike Member

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    Tempest likes to poop
    He spends all of his money
    On Toilet Paper
     
  15. Tide In Mind Out

    Tide In Mind Out Active Member

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    winnar
     
  16. Mike

    Mike Member

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    I Like Nevermore
    A white owl says O RLY!?!
    It's pretty funny.
     
  17. El Stormo

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    And I say
    Holy thread resurrection, Batman!
    Robin sucks sour ass
     
  18. a guy...

    a guy... Magician of Sadness

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    The God of all threads
    Returns once again, yippee
    Twelve midgets jumping.
     
  19. Mike

    Mike Member

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    Stormrider Needs to
    Work on his hiakus because
    They are not quite right
     
  20. Bacchante

    Bacchante The Dreaming Mind

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    Oberto Jerky
    3.50 at Winco
    Sodium Nitrite Death
    OH BOY!
     

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