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Discussion in 'Anathema' started by inside, Jan 2, 2005.

  1. inside

    inside Member

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    here you are, maqus! :wave: :tickled:

    Why did the chicken cross the road? (metal version)

    Rhapsody: To slay the mighty, great and glorious dragon which honorably bears the unholy symbol of the five flaming crossed swords!

    Hammerfall: To come to the home of the brave!

    My Dying Bride: To die alone and embrace the unescapable cold embrace of death on a cold, dark, misty autumn night... It's bloodied body is what I cling to...

    Iron Maiden: It was afraid of the dark.

    Sinergy: It went to the fourth world!

    W.A.S.P. : To fuck something.

    Manowar: TO FIGHT SIDE BY SIDE WITH THOR'S MIGHTY MINIONS!!! Tto rock, drink and fuck... AND BE METALLLLLLLLLLL! If the chicken is not into metal, it is NOT MY FRIEND!

    Type O Negative: ...

    Sentenced: To end its misery.

    Lost Horizon: TO ENTER THE KINGDOM OF WILL AND FREE ITSELF FROM ALL CHAINS OF FATE!!!

    Burzum: To KILL THE JEWS!!!

    Slayer: TO REFUSE THIS FUCKING RACE, REJECT GOD AND BE BAPTIZED IN BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!

    Korn: To get away from abusive parents.

    Children of Bodom: Cuz it got more painful every time he died...

    Annihilator: Chicken isn't it frightening, chicken aren't you scarred...?

    Korpiklaani: To drink, fight and dance till the morning!

    Yngwie: TO UNLEASH THE FOKKIN' FURY!!!!

    Vintersorg: To go TO THE MOUNTAINS

    Ozzy: Chicken gather in their masses... just like witches at black masses...

    Metallica: To sue other chicken for crossing his road!

    Cradle of Filth: RAAAAA RAAAAAAA GROOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU GREEEEEEEEEEEE CHICKEEEEEEEEEEEEEN GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    Amon Amarth: TO RIDE FOR VENGEANCE, FIGHT FOR HONOUR, GLORY, DIE IN FIRE!

    Stratovarius: To hunt high & low!

    Sonata Arctica: Chicken, my darling, i'm writing to you, tell me that you still love me, whore...

    Helloween: To be friends with the other chicken! WEEEEE! Chicken don't come easy!

    Running wild: ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

    Misfits: TO RAPE YOUR MOTHER AND KILL YOUR BABY TODAY YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

    Judas Priest: Wings of steel this chicken, deadly nose this chichken yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    Evergrey: It went in search of truth
    Kalmah: It went TO THE SWAMP!

    Saxon: WAS IT WEARIN DENIM, WEARIN LEATHER?

    Nevermore: Nevermore to lay an egg, the egg collector sang, and it won't be feeling hollow for so long..

    Madder Mortem: Because that is where forever opens, taht is where it falls apart...

    System Of A Down: For selfrighteous suicide

    Cannibal Corpse: T to be slayed, butchered, fucked, raped, strangled, for me to feast on its intestines!

    Symphony X: To unleash the fuyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!

    Dream Theater: To look another way and not find it there

    Phatasmagoria: Jer nekoliko prelazaka nije vecnost, probudi se....

    Susperia: to enter HOME SWEET HELL!

    Immortal: To enter the necrotic frostbitten gates of blashyrkh... mighty grim ravendark...

    Impaled Northern Moonforest: & quot;aagrwwwaehrdfshgrwwwwaeeeeeeerwwwwwweraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanhraghthsaghttCght
    eeeeeHerrrrraaaaaaaaaIIIIIIIICKEEEEEEEEEgrawarereraNNNNNNNNNNNNNN"

    Anal Cunt: Chicken's mom is gay.

    Hatebreed: to FACE WHAT CONSUMES IT!!!!!

    Temnozor: By fires and murder, the yellow chicken roars...

    Bal-sagoth: To enter the cosmic power in it's vast void of empty nothingness and swoosh within the astral forces of the northern something.. BLODU OK JARNA!

    HIM: To drink the blood and be killed by its love...

    Limp bizkit: Welcome to da country, punk, take a look around, it's chicken fuckin' up ya town...
    CHICKEN IS ACROSS DA STREET Y'ALL!

    Andromeda: Chicken = 2 chicken

    Bruce Dickinson: He didnt want to be in a band with an italian drummer. TO THROW ITSELF INTO THE SEA!

    Mayhem: To worship satan!

    Arch Enemy: It needs your flesh...

    Gamma Ray: YOU-EVIL-FARMERS! YOU'LL NEVER TAKE CONTROL! YOU CAN TAKE IT'S LAID EGGS, BUT YOU CAN'T BREAK ITS SOUL! ONE DAY IT SHALL BE FREE!

    Joe Satriani: "tiruli triruliliruliiiiiiiiiiiiii ChchchchchchtrilululilialuariaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA eeeeeeeeeeauauauauaua *solo*"

    Dimmu Borgir: Chicken is war, chicken is pain, chicken is all you've ever slain, he is tears in your eyes, he's the bringer of the blight...

    Nightwish: From wishes to eternity...

    Cruachan: It's on the rocky road to dublin!

    Impaled Nazarene: Chicken has crossed the via dolorosa with zero tolerance. The absence of eggs does not mean peace!

    Grave Digger: Chickenheart! almighty king, freedom it'll bring! *bagpipes*krijeeesht*

    Pantera: To cross the cemetary gates...

    Queen: The chicken must go on! Fat bottomed chicken make the rockin' world go round!

    Led Zeppelin: To be a rock and not to roll...

    Sirenia: It was at sixes and sevens

    Blind Guardian: ACROSS THE STREET IT WILL BELIEVE (back vokal: ACROSS THE STREET IT WILL BE FREE!)

    Nargaroth: CHICKEN IST KRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG!

    Venom: Chicken is in league with Satan!

    King Diamond: Oh poor little chicken, it doesn't know what it got itself into... HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHEHEHEHEHehehehehehehahahaha!!!

    Turbonegro: Chicken's got erection.

    Nokturnal Mortum: IN THE NAME OF ARYAN PRIDE!

    Iced Earth: Saviour to his own, chicken to some, chickenkind falls, something wicked comes!

    Demons & Wizards: He went to fiddle on the green

    Dungeon: To meet his slave of love...
     
  2. Maqus

    Maqus pocket frictionary

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    Hehehe, and then Anathema come with the cider, half-drunk, half-asleep.
     
  3. Bambi

    Bambi Villain of the piece

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    did alwin make this up?? its really crap
     
  4. Don Corleone

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    i think it has some good ones
     
  5. breaklose

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    no its fucking shit. bogus tell your mates not to come here, its shit enough with you and alwin and nazimiff around.
     
  6. Maqus

    Maqus pocket frictionary

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    @inside: with the power of friendship vested in me by our gobmiff, I ask you my friend, please post here as much as you can. I don't mind crap jokes :D
     
  7. Abcidia

    Abcidia Finest taste

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    It is fun, and the Metallica one is good.

    I think its not crap at all. Even i gonna send it to one of my friends.
     
  8. breaklose

    breaklose Spoof Member

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    your friends crap then.
     
  9. Bastet

    Bastet ironing...

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    well, i like them too. *and now i'm off*
     
  10. Abcidia

    Abcidia Finest taste

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    You are right mate, not everybody has your perfect sense of humor.

    We ordinary human beings, laugh with this crapy things.
    Maybe we should let you illustrate us.
     
  11. Don Corleone

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    all right here are the ones i found good:

    My Dying Bride: To die alone and embrace the unescapable cold embrace of death on a cold, dark, misty autumn night... It's bloodied body is what I cling to...

    Sinergy: It went to the fourth world!

    W.A.S.P. : To fuck something.

    Manowar: TO FIGHT SIDE BY SIDE WITH THOR'S MIGHTY MINIONS!!! Tto rock, drink and fuck... AND BE METALLLLLLLLLLL! If the chicken is not into metal, it is NOT MY FRIEND!

    Sentenced: To end its misery.

    Ozzy: Chicken gather in their masses... just like witches at black masses...

    Metallica: To sue other chicken for crossing his road!

    Cradle of Filth: RAAAAA RAAAAAAA GROOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU GREEEEEEEEEEEE CHICKEEEEEEEEEEEEEN GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE




    Judas Priest: Wings of steel this chicken, deadly nose this chichken yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh



    Saxon: WAS IT WEARIN DENIM, WEARIN LEATHER?



















    Limp bizkit: Welcome to da country, punk, take a look around, it's chicken fuckin' up ya town...
    CHICKEN IS ACROSS DA STREET Y'ALL!



    Bruce Dickinson: He didnt want to be in a band with an italian drummer. TO THROW ITSELF INTO THE SEA!





    Gamma Ray: YOU-EVIL-FARMERS! YOU'LL NEVER TAKE CONTROL! YOU CAN TAKE IT'S LAID EGGS, BUT YOU CAN'T BREAK ITS SOUL! ONE DAY IT SHALL BE FREE!

    Joe Satriani: "tiruli triruliliruliiiiiiiiiiiiii ChchchchchchtrilululilialuariaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA eeeeeeeeeeauauauauaua *solo*"
















    Nargaroth: CHICKEN IST KRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG!

    Venom: Chicken is in league with Satan!

    King Diamond: Oh poor little chicken, it doesn't know what it got itself into... HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHEHEHEHEHehehehehehehahahaha!!!

    ..........

    the king diamond one is the best
     
  12. RottenAngel

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    i think the venom one was very funny! :D
     
  13. Brynjar

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    shouldn't that be "Mayhem: To kill a mate of his"?
     
  14. breaklose

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    chicken is in league with satan? you find that funny?
     
  15. breaklose

    breaklose Spoof Member

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    i cant illustrate you, ive forgotten my pencils. did you find that one funny? its a crap joke so you must have.
     
  16. Bambi

    Bambi Villain of the piece

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    why did los chicken cross an road??

    ricky martin: to live la vida loco
    tupac: for to get away from an drive by

    ah ah so funny
     
  17. Abcidia

    Abcidia Finest taste

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    if you go to the dictionary you will find the whole meaning
    anyway you are not funny, but i know you would like to be. Try harder.
     
  18. breaklose

    breaklose Spoof Member

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    well i know both meanings of the verb 'illustrate', so what about you go and look up 'pun' in that dictionary?
     
  19. breaklose

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    ill send them to my friends :)
     
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    :tickled:
     

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