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Discussion in 'Anathema' started by inside, Jan 2, 2005.

  1. Maqus

    Maqus pocket frictionary

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    I knooooooooow :D

    crap joke
     
  2. my dying groom

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    Oh I forgot about your smart ass knowledge, hehe.
     
  3. Maqus

    Maqus pocket frictionary

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    I'd rather be, I'd rather be, I'd rather be an animal... a horse maybe, to be treated well. :)
     
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    Or a hippopotamus.
     
  5. Maqus

    Maqus pocket frictionary

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    Like this one? I took a pic of it before I ventured to put my head into its mouth.

    [​IMG]
     
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    How did it smell? Did the hippo use Listerine? Was it cosy in there? So many questions...
     
  7. Maqus

    Maqus pocket frictionary

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    dunno cause I couldn't smell, so maybe yes, and yes. that hungry-hungry hippos game from Donnie Darko is based on a true story though.
     
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    Loona *~holdacska~*

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    eskimoland? oh my... when I've been there it was brutal hot...

    ...okay, 3 (oops, it's already 4) years are damn enough for drastic changes :erk:
     
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    That must have been a parallel dimension. Nah okay, we had some good summers over here but it feels like ages ago. Am I ranting about weather? Please kill me.
     
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    Borknagar: To find the soul sphere in the existential paradox of the universe.

    Deep Purple: To be a Speeeed King!

    Lord Belial: To see the burning face of Lilith.

    Satyricon: To rise from the collective hatred of the oppressed people – the people representing pride, dignity and honor!

    Masterplan: It sees with bleeding eyes, it carries the world on its shoulders and it’s time for an awakening.

    Napalm Death: To reflect the conflict.

    Jag Panzer: To carry the scarlet letter to the one, frozen in fear.

    Endvra: To summon Cthulhu, R’Lyeh and Dagon.

    Dead Can Dance: To sail on silver wings... I am stretched on its grave and I’ll lie there forever…

    Morgul: To find the ragged little dolls.

    Marduk: TO FUCK JESUS!

    Arcturus: To paint its horror.

    Ulver (William Blake): To roar like Rintrah in the burden'd air.

    In the woods: To find a stunning piece of nighttime attraction.

    Anthrax: To fuck the Police.

    Emperor: To dare Icaros. Lay thorns on its grave.

    Theatre of Tragedy: To bring some more candles… Before the darkness comes.

    The Gathering: It always wanted to fly in Strange Machines.

    Threshold: It’s powerless, it’s paranoid, it’ll never know what it destroyed!

    Yes: It was chased amidst fusions of wonder in moments hardly seen forgotten.

    Pink Floyd: It wished to be here.

    Genesis: It couldn’t dance.

    Sting: To send it’s love. And every road the chicken walked would take him down to the sea…

    INXS: It was elegantly wasted.

    Thyrfing: To unleash its sword and face the sky and see the souls of those who died.

    Beatles: To drive your car.

    Bathory: To die in battle and fight at Odin's side at Ragnarok as part of the Einherjer.

    U2: It still hasn’t found what it’s looking for.

    Therion: To follow Via Nocturna.

    Haggard: To find Nostradamus.

    Elend: To watch the moon of Amber.

    Radiohead: To feel the street spirit.
    (Cracked eggs, dead birds
    Scream as they fight for life)

    Chroma Key: Sometimes it wants to sleep in the street…

    AC/DC:To go down the highway to hell!
     
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    enough for fucks sake, enough!
     
  13. inside

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    Now... There's a saying: if you don't like the radio, turn it off. Why did you read this thread in the first place?
     
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    to tell you how crap your jokes are.
     
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    if that's what will make you happy... get a life ffs
     

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