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Animals vs. Humans

Discussion in 'RC' started by Hell Mike, May 9, 2007.

  1. Hell Mike

    Hell Mike fuck melodic black metal

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    Crossposting this from the GMD social stuff, let's see how the sharp minds of RC tackles this situation!

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    War.
    Total war, apocalyptic war.
    Who would win?

    We draw the upper line for animal between negroid and monkey/ape, and the lower limit is insects size bees and up, no one-cell organisms or bacteria and shit involved, same for houseflies, tics etc. because otherwise we'd be screwed in notime.

    One day they just fuckin start attacking.

    Discuss
     
  2. Guthrum

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    There are more of them than us. But we have technology. Hmm.
     
  3. Hell Mike

    Hell Mike fuck melodic black metal

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    Chemical, nuclear, biological and laser weapons, handguns, rockets and explosives, rifles, knives and axes and our (in comparison) brilliant minds working in unity against claws, fangs, horns, venom and sheer numbers including pissed-off badgers...
     
  4. MFJ

    MFJ Marksveldt

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    yeah... we'd definitely win. there'd be massive human casualties, but we would win.
     
  5. Ars Magna

    Ars Magna Ars Magna Recordings

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    I think humans would win easily. Most human casualties would come in under-developed nations.

    Now, if technology were taken out of the picture, that would be one hell of an interesting battle. If we could still fashion weapons but only with our hands...old school like Native Americans, etc...that would be crazy. There would be quite a cleansing.
     
  6. dorian gray

    dorian gray Returning videotapes

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    We already fight a constant battle against microorganisms. They win most of the time too. I had this patient recently who lanced a boil on her butt herself (as opposed to going to her physician), went to the beach, got in the ocean, got an infection, became septic, went into multi-organ system failure, and DIED. Age? 30.

    Anyway, I think we'd win hands down. I mean, I havent seen an animal other than some dumb dogs in years. Not even a racoon. Where are all the animals?!
     
  7. En Vind Av Sorg

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    Im not so sure. I think you all might be underestimating the animal kingdom here.
     
  8. lurch70

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    this thread is an anti-vegan thread
     
  9. EricT

    EricT Don't you ever get...

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    Would these animals be working together? If a bunch of raccoons got on top of a bunch of rhino and the rhino charged into a metropolitan area, all of a sudden, and the raccoons jumped off the rhino and attacked humans while the rhino continued charging an inner city area with all its mighty force... They'd fucking win.

    We may have all those weapons, but they have killer instincts and moves we won't be able to predict. Its not easy to tell what a crab is gonna do man... not easy at all.

    Or they could use strategies... Some wolves may charge the front, sacrificing themselves, just to act as a distraction for the flank of beavers.

    Snakes... Snakes would kick our asses too!
     
  10. skeptik

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    Yeah...you're drunk.
     
  11. Draconian

    Draconian Aegir

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    Put up a walls around citys, what they gunna do then? Fucked arnt they! Appart from birds...
     
  12. Conspicuously Absent

    Conspicuously Absent Linguistically Confused

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    Not in cities.

    I've seen cougars, wolves, bears and wild-dogs (the multiple generation stray dogs in the wild... not the african kind)... as far as carnivorous animals go.


    I'd say the humans would win, but man would we get buttfucked. And yeah, if the entire animal kingdom worked together and coordinated, then we'd be screwed... we'd have to wipe out the planet (plants too) or we'd never get them all... in which case we die anyway.
     
  13. Reign in Acai

    Reign in Acai Gnats before thy gums

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    This war would begin with an emergence of rats laced with a Bubonic type disease that easily ravages a great number of our population. Armies of locust then swoop up our crops, leaving those who propose re-institutionalizing slavery without a platform to stand on. Livestock could commit homocide by self imposed genocide via the passing of mad cow disease. And seeing that this would be a surprise attack from the animal kingdom, all dogs at 12 am, in unison, on the night of the initial strike, would sink their jaws in to their master's throat while they slept. This mass frenzy would parlay all Negars to riot, and Mexicans along with them as they have no oranges left to sell (damn locust). Irrational countries in the midst of the chaos would launch several nuclear warheads in to the forests of the wild grizzly battalions, causing a nuclear winter so fierce, that man would have to move underground in to bunkers, where the rage of angry Black Widows and Brown Recluses await.
     
  14. Crimson Velvet

    Crimson Velvet Sønn av Syperi

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    Big :lol: at this and the rest of the post! good job!

    And human victory would be ensured by the fact that we can fortify ourselves much more efficiently than animals.
     
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    They did, man. Haven't you seen that moving involving the airship?
     
  16. EricT

    EricT Don't you ever get...

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    Indeed I have.

    I don't feel safe on an airplane anymore unless I bring my Samuel L Jackson action figure to protect me from any serpentes related problems that may occur.
     
  17. Mormagil

    Mormagil bring back the corvee

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    we would "win", hell, we already did.
     
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    :lol: Sigged
     
  19. JayKeeley

    JayKeeley Be still, O wand'rer!

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    Nobody's taken into account the jews. They, of course, would switch sides immediately.

    Israel was only the beginning...
     
  20. Night Mare

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    This thread makes is worth being awake at 4 in the morning.
     

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