This was the tribute to Opeth by some crazy fan, whether he was serious or not remains a mystery. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH (DEATH METALS GROWL) THROUGH BASTARD FIRES MY METAL CHARIOTS GALLOPS I SEES LIGHT AHEAD WITH EVIL GRINS OF SKELETON MENS MY TRUSTING SWORDS IN MY FIST I GRASP I READY TO FIGHT ALL THOSE SKELETON AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (DEATH METALS GROWL) NEAR TO ME RIDES MY BEST FRENDS AND THEIR HORSE THEY ALSO ARE CARRY BIG SWRDS A SKEKLTON SCREAM AT ME AND TRY TO STEAL MY POWERS BUT MY CHARIOT IS TOO FAST FOR HIS BONEY LEG WAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOHH H LATERS I COME TO A BIG TREE NEXT TO OTHER BIG TREES AND SOME SMALLER TREES ASLO BUT THE BIG TREES ARE BIGGER I JUMP OFF MY METAL CHARIOTS AND TIE IT TO A TREE I CLIMBING THE TREE NOW BITING THE SWORDS WITH MY METAL TOOTHS EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEE I LOOK BELOWS AT EVIL SKELETON DOGS THAT SNAP AND SNIP AT ME BUT I FIND CAVE IN TREE WITH SECRET PASSAGES TO HIDE IN MY FRENDS ARE LOST AND RUN AWAY WITH THEIR HORSE I ALONE I ADVENTURE IN TREE CAVE (THIS BIT I HAVE GUITAR SOLOS FOR 3 MINUTE) (THIS BIT IN DEATH METALS GROWLINGS) AHHHHH I AM LOST IN A TREE OOOOOOH I HAVE FEAR OF SKELETON WAHHHHH I FORGETS MY CHARIOTS AAAAAAAAH THE BASTARD FIRES IT HAUNT ME And this is Valhall Awaits Me by Amon Amarth: Blood gushes from the wound The cut is wide and deep Right before I turn around He falls to his knees A clear song rings in the blade When steel meets hardend steel I hear the sound of wood that breaks A swords cut through my shield I drop the shield and grab my axe *A weapon in each fist A fierce blow makes the helmet crack The axe cut to the teeth I rip the axe from the head Covered in blood and brains Leave the body lying dead Ready to strike again My sword cuts through clothes and skin Like a hot knife cuts through snow I smile as the bastard screams When I twist my sword Sword in my hand and axe on my side Valhall awaits! Soon I will die Sword in my hand and axe on my side Valhall awaits me, when I die Bearskin on my back Wolfsjaw on my head Valhall awaits me, when I'm dead I raise my axe above my head My eyes turned furious rage Yet more blood will be shed This is a victorious day! Blood gushes from the wound The cut is wide and deep As they turn around I fall to my knees Sword in my hand and axe on my side Valhall awaits! Soon I will die Sword in my hand and axe on my side Valhall awaits me, when I die Bearskin on my back Wolfjaw on my head Valhall awaits me, when I'm dead! Discuss.