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Discussion in 'Thread Games' started by Oddity_13, Mar 6, 2008.
Damn, I knew I forgot something!
Why is your avatar a martini glass with a hanging man in it?
you see, your question is so stupid that no one could possibly answer it all that time
why is it so hard to ask a stupid question while asking a smart one could be easy and why does this threat exists anyway ?
You asked two questions, thereby nullifying a legitimate answer.
Why aren't you all talking about Katatonia's upcoming release?
Because you fucking are.
Why doesn't divine tourture post here anymore?
Because he's doing some diving torturing.
Why can't I think of a stupid question?
Because your stupid
Why does poop smell and taste so awful why can't it taste and smell like chocolate?
Because your mom not educated like you are
Why are there smart disability people?
God slid his hand across the keyboard one day and said let there be smart disability people!
Why is Charles Manson a bad man?
Because his wanted to be a rock star but it failed so he became bad when murdering innocent people.
Why won't pigs fly?
Because we wouldn't be able to eat bacon.
Why so serious?
Because the Joker is.
Why can't you piss in the window?
Because it's flat.
Why can't you touch the sky?
Because your too short
Why isn't there a holiday for Lincoln and Washington?
Because they are too ugly and smelly.
Why is pizza round?
Its tastier when its round, so from now on you only get round pizza's
Why if you jump up in the air, you dont stay in the air?
Because the planet is attracted to you and has to jump to meet your feet.
Why is rape worse than theft, assault and murder?
Because its the only one your (figurative) mum would enjoy.
Whats another word for a triple nipple?
What would it take to get some nice woman to come here and cook me a chicken and mushroom pie with roast potatoes?
It takes a nuclear war.
How does Kenny always get back to life in South Park?
Islam brings him back to life.
Why can't I be bothered to go out tonight?