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attn: toby re: ranch

Discussion in 'Kayo Dot' started by xfer, Feb 26, 2006.

  1. 0sm0se

    0sm0se Mr. Negativity

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    Ranch dressing is good, so is mayo, quit being haters.
     
  2. gekko

    gekko Much less calm than you

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    A) cool ranch doritoes taste nothing like actual Ranch dressing, and the dressing is pretty gross. I've heard it described as a flavor enjoyed by those with a simple palette. B) mayo however, is the condiment of the Gods and most sandwiches are incomplete without it
     
  3. The Dope

    The Dope Hi.

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    Mayo sucks unless it's in something else and I can't really notice it. And both mayo and ranch are for those without the appropriate foresight to have acquired anything moderately resembling taste.
     
  4. azal

    azal love is the answer

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    mayo is great.

    I like cool ranch doritos. I used to like the regular doritos, and then I noticed that they smell like my feet. :(
     
  5. xfer

    xfer I JERK OFF TO ARCTOPUS

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    the infamous dirty feet/doritos.

    i have tried all of those things, mia, and the verdict? PUKESOME!
     
  6. mindspell

    mindspell vvv Jake's ass vvv

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    I don't get how you can dislike gorgonzola. That cheese is buttery goodness and isn't even strong in terms of taste.

    Mayonnaise is one of the things that makes living worthwhile.

    Ranch dressing sucks, not because it is gross or any other stupid reason like this just it isn't very good. Those Doritos are an act of terrorism.
     
  7. mindspell

    mindspell vvv Jake's ass vvv

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    And, newsflash:

    any cheese == mold + milk

    That simile was terrible.
     
  8. xfer

    xfer I JERK OFF TO ARCTOPUS

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    no, it was not terrible at all--your post further reinforces what i said.

    i like oil, eggs, and vinegar when combined properly. i like milk that has been properly soured (cheese).

    i do not like mayonnaise and i do not like spoiled milk in the carton on the radiator where mia put it last week.

    i dunno if i especially dislike gorgonzola--i think i've eaten it before with a walnut/pear/greens salad and it was acceptable. not sure though.
     
  9. avi

    avi W3RK3R

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    there are various different kinds of gorgonzola that vary in sweetness and consistency. I find it hard to believe you couldn't find at least one version that's acceptable.
     
  10. inkybmistro

    inkybmistro self-surgeon

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    ranch fucking doritos are straight up blasphemous
     
  11. 0sm0se

    0sm0se Mr. Negativity

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    blasphemous means delicious, right?
     
  12. azal

    azal love is the answer

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    if the people on this board watched football on TV, they would gather at whoever's house 2 hours before the game, then make their own fat free chips and mayonaisse-less dip before sitting down to watch the game and wash their snacks down with a couple of Coronas with lime.
     
  13. lizard

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    salsa verde doritos are the best.
     
  14. Schnittke

    Schnittke boink

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    TheNewChupe HTML is not allowed.

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    Why did we not come up with that like 10 years ago?

    Maybe someone did & it was immediately deleted by a Driver.
     
  16. FuSoYa

    FuSoYa Lunarian

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    :zzz: I'm fine with mayo!
     
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    TheNewChupe HTML is not allowed.

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    appropriate uses pending...
    i guess 10 years is a long time, though. i once would've said "salsa in a jar is Nogoodsky. then i had Salpica- that's an anomaly, though.
     
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    Iszfury New Metal Member

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    Doritos or processed snack foods of any kind are vomit-inducing. They emanate this horrid smell too, like a mix of smegma and dirty socks, but it lingers worse. Whenever somebody unzips a bag in an enclosed room/public transportation I come close to gouging my eyes out.

    The consistency of ranch is yucky too. I just can't.
     

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