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Discussion in 'Katatonia' started by EvilVince, Nov 28, 2005.

  1. EvilVince

    EvilVince Satan Christ

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    Band Names –


    Gringo Star
    Raging Pimps of Doom
    Luxury Christ
    Coffin Break
    Malevolent Playstation
    Eerie Sound From The Bedroom
    Why Do You Keep Cutting Off My Hands?
    Gee That's A Large Beetle I Wonder If It's Poisonous
    Fuck Me, Suck Me, Call Me Helen
    Goldfish Don't Bounce
    Popular Organs
    Boner Doners
    Earthpig and Fire
    Immaculate Infection
    I Played In Anal Spew
    The Tortillas You Wanted
    The Very Idea Of Fucking Hitler
    Rodney King and The Nightsticks
    Scoring Dope For The Ultimate Woman
    Dinner Is Ruined
    Here Are the Facts You Requested
    Jesus Chrysler Supercar

    John Cougar Concentration Camp
    REO Speed Dealer
    Vampire State Building
    Shirley Temple Pilots
    Hermaphrochrist
    Pearl Harbor and the Explosions
    HIV and the Positives
    Shitty Shitty Band Band
    Alcoholics Unaminous
    Pandora's Lunch Box

    The Dead Sea Squirrels
    New Squids On The Dock
    Hell Camino
    Shirley Temple of Doom
    Not Drowning, Waving
    Lee Harvey Keitel
    Jehovah's Witness Protection Program
    Mr. Holland's Anus
    My Three Scum
    Rage Against The Coffee Machine
    The Well Hungarians
    Ellis Isle Pedophile
    Wynona Ryders
    Much Ado About Shit
    Testostertones
    Kathleen Turner Overdrive
    Lee Press-On And The Nails
    Four Nurses Of The Apocalypse
    Guitarantula
    Well Strung
    Smorgasborgnine
    Jehovah's Waitresses
    Sharon Stoned
    Kung Fu Action Clergy Persons
    Question Mark & The Mysterians
    Boy Scouts Of Annihilation
    The French Are From Hell


    -Vince
     
  2. Swany

    Swany Rider On The Bonez

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    Well, there are quite some funny & great ideas *lol*... but I'm just wondering for what they are or if this is just gonna be a "Let's collect some 'Band Names' - Thread" (;
    ...if so, I'm totally anti-creative ^^
     
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    So much easier to come up with crappy ones, i guess.
     
  4. EvilVince

    EvilVince Satan Christ

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    Yeah, like how about "Children of Scrotum"?
     
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    kroku New Metal Member

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    DoDraugen New Metal Member

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    Vampire State Building is a band that has already been...some amazing people were in it as well, sadly, their stuff is close to impossible to get ahold of.. :yell:
     
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    Shit happened
     
  10. EvilVince

    EvilVince Satan Christ

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    There was actually a band called Vampire State Building?! Oh my god, that is so funny!

    -Vince
     
  11. DoDraugen

    DoDraugen New Metal Member

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    How is that funny? It included members of Red Harvest, 3rd and the mortal, zeromancer/seigmen...It was really good, and when I go home I will find their albums and ep's no matter what I have to do, no matter who I have to kill, no matter how many cocks I must suck. Ok, that last one might be a bit overboard. I did tell gorerotted after a gig once I would give them a blowjob if I could their autographs...mostly to humour them as everyone was busy with the headline band. Its now my official gig trick!! Told Martin Axenrot(?) after the opeth gig in nottingham that I wanted to be like him when I grew up..and he laughed!! Cool!!

    :hotjump:

    for some vampire state building info...check out... http://www.opelwerk.com/hp/unknown/vsb/
    There was also a prog band from the 70's with an album called that...
     
  12. EvilVince

    EvilVince Satan Christ

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    I will check out Vampire State Building. And never say you're going to suck cock for autographs because people will think you are gay. It happened to me once, when my friend Vanessa blew Jawsh from Cephalic Carnage and I jokingly said I would do it too. I've never been able to live that one down.

    Here's a great new band name I came up with tonight - SATAN CHRIST!

    -Vince

    N.P. Thought Industry - Tall Ships on the Rocks
     
  13. KRANG

    KRANG Let's Burn

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    metaliban
     
  14. Deliverance6

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    a couple of my old bands had either stupid or cool names.....
    Pure bastard extract
    67' chevys of kung-foo fury
     
  15. EvilVince

    EvilVince Satan Christ

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    Pure bastard extract
    67' chevys of kung-foo fury

    LOL, sounds pretty punk

    How about -

    Emperor Palpatine's Blazing House of Chicken
    Bang Gang
    Individual Fruit Pie
    Eat My Afterbirth
    Miracle Wimp
    Brady Bunch Lawnmower Massacre
    The Biggest Freak in New Jersey
    My Inverted Stomach
    Bearded Itchy Lover
    Slut Kitchen
    Invisible Flinstones
    The Do I Look Like I Give a Fucks
    The Horrid Farts
    Craven Morehead
    Mr. Quintron and the Flossy Unicorn Puppet Show
    Adolf Hit Loretta
    Dukes of Hazardous Material
    How The Lesbians Are Destroying the World
    Band Over
    Arthur Loves Plastic
    The Flaming Donuts of Jesus
    Flatutory Rape
    Violent Anal Death
    Morbid Anal
    Me First and the Gimme Gimmees
    Hello I'm A Truck
    The Black Jewish Homosexual Experience
    Heterosexual and Ashamed

    -Vince

    N.P. Class of Nuke 'Em High Part II - Movie Theme
     
  16. Jasonic

    Jasonic Doom On!

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    Many of those are REAL band names, such as Coffin Break and John Cougar Concentration Camp.

    How about:
    Howdie's Doodie
    The Magic Johnsons
     
  17. EvilVince

    EvilVince Satan Christ

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    Or -

    Hand Satanizer
    Hobbit Won't Stand
    Pissed Officers
    The Cunning Runts
    Bondage A Go Go
    Adult Children of Heterosexuals
    Heavy Mentally Retarded
    Facial Defecation
    Seven Year Bitch
    Candy Striper Death Orgy
    Big Daddy Cumbuckets
    Once I Killed A Gopher With A Stick
    Drunken Ugly Basement Brothers
    Full Throttle Aristotle
    Weird People In Giant Condoms
    Mussolini Headkick
    A Cat Born In An Oven Isn't A Cake
    People With Chairs Up Their Noses
    Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of Death
    Black Leather Agenda
    Dogs of Bagfood
    Wonderbred, the Refined White Flour Children
    Not Now I'm Naked
    Guess My Perversion
    Willie Nelson Mandela
    Lack of Afro
    Mayhem Lettuce
    Unstoppable Kamikaze Idiots
    Thomas Jefferson Slave Apartments

    -Vince

    N.P. Clutch - A Shogun Named Marcus
     
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    Softboys
    The Crying Machinery

    The first one is realy metal!
     
  19. Jinn

    Jinn Saint

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    or one for aging rockers:

    ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION!
     
  20. Androz

    Androz Lord of the Cheese

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    Still laughing at "Jehovah's Witness Protection Program", but i'm not creative enough so i'm not going to put new ones
     

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