Band Names Gringo Star Raging Pimps of Doom Luxury Christ Coffin Break Malevolent Playstation Eerie Sound From The Bedroom Why Do You Keep Cutting Off My Hands? Gee That's A Large Beetle I Wonder If It's Poisonous Fuck Me, Suck Me, Call Me Helen Goldfish Don't Bounce Popular Organs Boner Doners Earthpig and Fire Immaculate Infection I Played In Anal Spew The Tortillas You Wanted The Very Idea Of Fucking Hitler Rodney King and The Nightsticks Scoring Dope For The Ultimate Woman Dinner Is Ruined Here Are the Facts You Requested Jesus Chrysler Supercar John Cougar Concentration Camp REO Speed Dealer Vampire State Building Shirley Temple Pilots Hermaphrochrist Pearl Harbor and the Explosions HIV and the Positives Shitty Shitty Band Band Alcoholics Unaminous Pandora's Lunch Box The Dead Sea Squirrels New Squids On The Dock Hell Camino Shirley Temple of Doom Not Drowning, Waving Lee Harvey Keitel Jehovah's Witness Protection Program Mr. Holland's Anus My Three Scum Rage Against The Coffee Machine The Well Hungarians Ellis Isle Pedophile Wynona Ryders Much Ado About Shit Testostertones Kathleen Turner Overdrive Lee Press-On And The Nails Four Nurses Of The Apocalypse Guitarantula Well Strung Smorgasborgnine Jehovah's Waitresses Sharon Stoned Kung Fu Action Clergy Persons Question Mark & The Mysterians Boy Scouts Of Annihilation The French Are From Hell -Vince
Well, there are quite some funny & great ideas *lol*... but I'm just wondering for what they are or if this is just gonna be a "Let's collect some 'Band Names' - Thread" (; ...if so, I'm totally anti-creative ^^
Vampire State Building is a band that has already been...some amazing people were in it as well, sadly, their stuff is close to impossible to get ahold of..
How is that funny? It included members of Red Harvest, 3rd and the mortal, zeromancer/seigmen...It was really good, and when I go home I will find their albums and ep's no matter what I have to do, no matter who I have to kill, no matter how many cocks I must suck. Ok, that last one might be a bit overboard. I did tell gorerotted after a gig once I would give them a blowjob if I could their autographs...mostly to humour them as everyone was busy with the headline band. Its now my official gig trick!! Told Martin Axenrot(?) after the opeth gig in nottingham that I wanted to be like him when I grew up..and he laughed!! Cool!! :hotjump: for some vampire state building info...check out... http://www.opelwerk.com/hp/unknown/vsb/ There was also a prog band from the 70's with an album called that...
I will check out Vampire State Building. And never say you're going to suck cock for autographs because people will think you are gay. It happened to me once, when my friend Vanessa blew Jawsh from Cephalic Carnage and I jokingly said I would do it too. I've never been able to live that one down. Here's a great new band name I came up with tonight - SATAN CHRIST! -Vince N.P. Thought Industry - Tall Ships on the Rocks
a couple of my old bands had either stupid or cool names..... Pure bastard extract 67' chevys of kung-foo fury
Pure bastard extract 67' chevys of kung-foo fury LOL, sounds pretty punk How about - Emperor Palpatine's Blazing House of Chicken Bang Gang Individual Fruit Pie Eat My Afterbirth Miracle Wimp Brady Bunch Lawnmower Massacre The Biggest Freak in New Jersey My Inverted Stomach Bearded Itchy Lover Slut Kitchen Invisible Flinstones The Do I Look Like I Give a Fucks The Horrid Farts Craven Morehead Mr. Quintron and the Flossy Unicorn Puppet Show Adolf Hit Loretta Dukes of Hazardous Material How The Lesbians Are Destroying the World Band Over Arthur Loves Plastic The Flaming Donuts of Jesus Flatutory Rape Violent Anal Death Morbid Anal Me First and the Gimme Gimmees Hello I'm A Truck The Black Jewish Homosexual Experience Heterosexual and Ashamed -Vince N.P. Class of Nuke 'Em High Part II - Movie Theme
Many of those are REAL band names, such as Coffin Break and John Cougar Concentration Camp. How about: Howdie's Doodie The Magic Johnsons
Or - Hand Satanizer Hobbit Won't Stand Pissed Officers The Cunning Runts Bondage A Go Go Adult Children of Heterosexuals Heavy Mentally Retarded Facial Defecation Seven Year Bitch Candy Striper Death Orgy Big Daddy Cumbuckets Once I Killed A Gopher With A Stick Drunken Ugly Basement Brothers Full Throttle Aristotle Weird People In Giant Condoms Mussolini Headkick A Cat Born In An Oven Isn't A Cake People With Chairs Up Their Noses Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of Death Black Leather Agenda Dogs of Bagfood Wonderbred, the Refined White Flour Children Not Now I'm Naked Guess My Perversion Willie Nelson Mandela Lack of Afro Mayhem Lettuce Unstoppable Kamikaze Idiots Thomas Jefferson Slave Apartments -Vince N.P. Clutch - A Shogun Named Marcus
Still laughing at "Jehovah's Witness Protection Program", but i'm not creative enough so i'm not going to put new ones
