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Barack Obama names Dan Swano 'Secretary of Dreaminess'

Discussion in 'Dan Swanö' started by mattcira, Jul 16, 2009.

  1. mattcira

    mattcira The Eighth Enocian Key

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    DATELINE--Washington D.C.--In a surprise move, President Obama named Swedish sound engineer and prolific song writer Dan Swano 'Secretary of Dreaminess' yesterday, as a shocked Dag Swano looked on.

    As a consequence of this stunning announcement, Swano must spend part of his day shirtless, and will trade his car for a white horse with a flowing mane. Also he must spend one hour each chopping wood in the early morning sun while wearing tight jeans.

    "He's just so great." Obama said, "especially after meeting him! He said he likes the same things I do too!"

    In congress, Vice President Biden was happy to hear the news, "I glad he finally met him. I was getting sick of Barack always talking about him, like 'did you know Dan Swano played drums on Tonight's Decision? OMG!'" Biden continued, "the 2009 budget had to be rewritten several times because the president kept writing 'B.O. + D. S.' in a heart on every page, and originally signed it into law as 'Barack Swano.'"

    “When President Obama replaced the Lansdowne portrait of George Washington with a collage he made from Kerrang and Terrorizer clippings of the the tall Swede, I knew [Swano] was a shoo-in get a seat on the cabinet,” said Speaker of the House Pelosi, “a month ago he replaced Jefferson's portrait with a picture he found on the web of then-Secretary of Energy nominee Steven Chu holding his puppy.”

    Rumor of Swano's appointment began to swirl in the White House press room just hours after First Lady Michelle Obama was heard joking about the President's early morning shower rendition of "Nightfall Overture".

    Secretary of Dreaminess was last held during the Clinton administration by Robert Reich.
     
  2. mattcira

    mattcira The Eighth Enocian Key

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    btw, I completely and unabashedly stole this from a different discussion forum and re-arranged it to fit Dan's "Legend Profile" ..... its even better than the original.
     
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    Earthbound Trust No One

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    :lol: This is insane! :lol:

    :lol::lol::lol:
     
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    It's disrespectful to Dan to even be associated with Obama's dumb ass. Fictional or not!
     
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    central wv.....no wonder :rolleyes:
     
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    Kheldar Christian

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    Hehe, pretty funny:) . The original one would also be interesting to see.

    Btw, I'm curious about what do you US Americans think about your new president? Or is this question too personal?
     
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    rrjii2000 Member

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    You could be living on the moon, and still see that he's a fucking liberal wacko that's slowly destroying this once great nation.:mad:
     
  8. ojready

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    Bill Maher summed up my feelings pretty well a few weeks ago:

    I'm going to go out on a limb assume rrjii2000 feels differently.

    Beyond that, I doubt political discussions are welcome here and don't want to encourage arguments.......so I'll leave it at that.
     
  9. ojready

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    by the way, it ********* out the word farm-a-soot-ical for some reason.
     
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    rrjii2000 Member

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    I agree this is not the place for political discussion and I'm not gonna go any farther, but America need to Wake Up before it's too late!
     
  11. mattcira

    mattcira The Eighth Enocian Key

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    way to fuck up a perfectly good nonsense thread, you jamokes! :cry::puke::erk::rolleyes:o_O:cry::err::oops::ill::zombie:
     
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    batmura Sea of Tranquility

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    Are you a Republican?
     
  13. Kheldar

    Kheldar Christian

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    Sorry...:)

    I agree with you, I was just curious:). Keep on talking "nonsense":lol:

    E: Hmm... actually I could keep on with this:

    Dan, why didn't you tell us about your and Obama's friendship?! We are your best friends here in this DS-forum so we should have been informed about this! And don't try to fool us with something "getting under terrorist threat" crap.
     
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    I second that statement!
     
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    the_fiend Dan Swano Fanboy

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    +1
     
  16. Naglfar

    Naglfar As Naglfar devours us all

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    Clearly Obama appointing Dan Swano the Secretary of Dreaminess shows that Obama is a President of superior judgment.

    And for all you European apolitical fellows and gals out there, in European speak, the difference between Obama and Bush is between the smack dab center and center right. Proclamations of socialism and fascism by nutjobs on both sides should be cackled at and then ignored. =)

    Obama is a smart fellow, I might add.
     
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    Timmeth Secret Agent Man

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    I am a convert!
     
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    thespectralsorrows Metal Lord

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    +1, I miss watching Bill Maher since I cancelled HBO, still got Comedy Central for what it's worth.
     
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    the show is usually uploaded to youtube and broken down into parts. the show doesn't seem to care (aka they always stay up). I guess it's good publicity.
     

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