Best classified ad ever

Angry much....

 

I think we've all wanted to post an ad like this at some point.

 

But really, who would want to buy from someone like that? Unless of course they can't resist the sweet temptation of those cinder blocks.

 

Nah I think it's awesome. I'd get a bunch for the garden but it wouldn't be worth my while going all the way to Virginia.

 

I reckon he'd get more emails from idiots for writing that than if he didn't write that. Fuck, I'm tempted to just write him a stupid email to fuck with i=him

 

hahah i've done a few "musicians wanted" ads over the years that were quite similar.

 

Ever put up a "no junkies or time wasters" in a band ad and the first call you got was from junkie demanding why he couldn't join your band?

 

lmfao actually no, i don't think i ever got a call like that!

 

Then you haven't live then, Tin Man, you haven't lived.

 

I have...!

When we were looking for guitarists back in the day for Dungeon, I should have put the opposite of what I wanted: "Only junkies, time wasters, people with no transport, shit gear and attitude problems need apply. Must hate melodic metal and be tuned to lower than drop B."... maybe they were all thinking I was using reverse psychology when I didn't ask for that stuff because I sure got more than my fair share of morons like that call up.

I was so tempted to put in an ad like the one in the first post (funny shit, btw! HAHA)

 

I'd love to email that guy and ask him to build me a pyramid with those blocks.

 

http://bleiblog.blogspot.com/2007/09/apparently-do-whatever-fuck-you-want.html

another blinder of an add.

 

bwahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!

classic!

 

hahahahaha.......sounds familiar, but instead of bikes mine is playstation games!

 

I like it!