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Discussion in 'Maiden Downunder' started by Mark, Feb 14, 2008.

  1. Mark

    Mark Not blessed, or merciful

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  2. Southy

    Southy Proud Brisbane Metaller

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    Angry much....
     
  3. Goreripper

    Goreripper Metal as fuck

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    I think we've all wanted to post an ad like this at some point.
     
  4. Stonewall

    Stonewall Lust for Freedom

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    But really, who would want to buy from someone like that? Unless of course they can't resist the sweet temptation of those cinder blocks.
     
  5. Goreripper

    Goreripper Metal as fuck

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    Nah I think it's awesome. I'd get a bunch for the garden but it wouldn't be worth my while going all the way to Virginia.
     
  6. Spruce Goose

    Spruce Goose Then Goose me up woman!

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    I reckon he'd get more emails from idiots for writing that than if he didn't write that. Fuck, I'm tempted to just write him a stupid email to fuck with i=him
     
  7. TinMan666

    TinMan666 Member

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    hahah i've done a few "musicians wanted" ads over the years that were quite similar.
     
  8. Shadow298

    Shadow298 UNLEASH THE GUAN

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    Ever put up a "no junkies or time wasters" in a band ad and the first call you got was from junkie demanding why he couldn't join your band?
     
  9. TinMan666

    TinMan666 Member

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    lmfao actually no, i don't think i ever got a call like that!
     
  10. Shadow298

    Shadow298 UNLEASH THE GUAN

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    Then you haven't live then, Tin Man, you haven't lived. :)
     
  11. Lord Tim

    Lord Tim That guy from LORD

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    I have...! :rolleyes:

    When we were looking for guitarists back in the day for Dungeon, I should have put the opposite of what I wanted: "Only junkies, time wasters, people with no transport, shit gear and attitude problems need apply. Must hate melodic metal and be tuned to lower than drop B."... maybe they were all thinking I was using reverse psychology when I didn't ask for that stuff because I sure got more than my fair share of morons like that call up.

    I was so tempted to put in an ad like the one in the first post (funny shit, btw! HAHA)
     
  12. Winmar

    Winmar Pillock of society

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    I'd love to email that guy and ask him to build me a pyramid with those blocks.
     
  13. Shannow

    Shannow Stunt Plough Rider

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    Shadow298 UNLEASH THE GUAN

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    hahahahaha.......sounds familiar, but instead of bikes mine is playstation games!
     
  16. Winmar

    Winmar Pillock of society

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    I like it! :)
     

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