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Best quotes of the weekend - 2015 edition

Discussion in 'ProgPower USA' started by Yippee38, Sep 13, 2015.

  1. mattbrood

    mattbrood PPUSA Facebook *****

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    from Lara's party and continued into the whole weekend "Nein!"

    also when my roomies and I did a shot of Puerto Rican rum at 10:30am on Friday morning the toast was: "Tits Out!"
     
  2. jaimek

    jaimek incorrigible

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    Jamie and their TM Paul are live British black comedy *gold*. My stomach hurt from laughing so hard at their Scouser-Mancunian banter.
     
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    The Guy next to me talking about Saxon "Not bad for a bunch of old British guys"
     
  4. Mardoch

    Mardoch Defender of the Universe

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    "I understand the words that you're saying, but you're not making any sense!" My Mexican friend that I finally dragged to PPUSA when I attempted to explain that I simply do not like Andre Matos' voice.
     
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    "This is patrick. I'm his straight boyfriend."
     
  6. AngraRULES

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    I like your friend.
     
  7. Mardoch

    Mardoch Defender of the Universe

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    I knew you would appreciate that.
     
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    I'm with you Mardoch.
     
  9. PromisedLand

    PromisedLand Master of Corgis

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    I'm totally stealing this from my brother Carl, since he doesn't post here often:

    Jeff Scott Soto: "But tonight, the real rock stars are YOU!"
    Crowd: <Scattered "yays">
    Jeff Scott Soto: "Well, that wasn't such a great reaction. I know how you feel. It sounds like the one I got for my first show with Journey."
     
  10. Mardoch

    Mardoch Defender of the Universe

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    That JSS line cracked me up, lol. After the mandatory "ooooo ouch," at least.

    It's good to not be alone.
     
  11. jaimek

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    Misheard funny at the pool party:

    "Matt, would you like some black penis?"
    "...no thanks, I gave them up for Lent."
     
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    Bill Hicks and King's X
     
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    PromisedLand Master of Corgis

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    I had forgotten about that!
     
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    Two of my favorite things from Texas! I love how Vincent mentions King's X in Milton's interview. And Bill Hicks was right there with George Carlin as one of the all-time greats (we could use both of them these days). The Brits loved Hicks when he was there, and it's a shame he never got huge here in the States before his death. Gone but never forgotten.
     
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    I'm paraphrasing my friend here, who was drunk on Red Bull and Vodka. "Red Bull doesn't make you any less drunk, it just makes you very aware of the fact that you're missing the floor with every step."
     
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    Me: "she looks like Godzilla in those boots"

    my roomie Jaime *plays Godzilla roar on her phone* while I stomp around lol
     
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    Stardust2112 And your little dog, too!

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    "This song.... Oh my God, this song is MY JAM!" ~ Me about thirty times in four nights.
     
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    Stardust2112 And your little dog, too!

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    "Yeah he looks *just like* DC Cooper..if he was in a horrible disfiguring accident..and then hit in the face with a sledgehammer" :devil:
     
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    Presented to you with no context:

    "I'm paying for your lunch! Shut up and eat my balls!"

    "Go away Honey Badger! I'm busy!"

    "I'M BEING TOUCHED!!!"

    Me: "Whurr ers Sterpherner Whertler??"
    Met-Al: "You two stop that!"
    Prog_Muse: "NER!!!"

    "Karsten, do you want some vodka gummi bears?"
    "OH JA!!! My two favorite things! Vodka and candy!"
     

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