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Biggest Reason Alexi is a complete tard?

Discussion in 'Children Of Bodom' started by Reign in Acai, Mar 3, 2005.

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Biggest reason Alexi Laiho is a tool

  1. He mindlessly bashes a band who is far superior to his

    37.3%
  2. He wears mascera like a victoria secret cover girl

    41.2%
  3. He almost commited suicide from being traumatized by a fist fight

    33.3%
  4. He thinks proficiency in a live setting is a bad thing.

    29.4%
  5. His lyrics are laughable

    47.1%
  6. His vocals are downright ear grating

    21.6%
  7. His fans are annoying "mallcore a month ago" fanboys

    47.1%
  8. He's an ego maniac

    35.3%
  9. He thinks black metal should be produced like britney spears

    27.5%
  10. He's a girly pussy??!?!?

    29.4%
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  1. -Gavin-

    -Gavin- Gavornator

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    No, if you're a fanboy, you do that.

    I am only a fan of music i like. Up tiltil late 2004, CoB made music i loved so much, i have been a huge fan for years, but now, it's pretty much just ass they're churning out, and as a result, i don't like it.
    I'll stay loyal to a band as long as they keep their music true to their cause or basically, continue making good music.
     
  2. Heavenscent

    Heavenscent FUCKIN' YAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!

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    Do you really expect me to read posts that are over three lines of text? Jeez.

    Oh and by the way....I think it's okay to joke abgout Dimebag. I don't think he would want all his fans or anyone for that matter to mourn for 5 years and talk about him in awe and godlike respect...I think it's okay to joke abnout Hitler. I can laugh about biggot ass jokes because that's exactly what they are and i am not.

    Don't be whining bitches. If you can joke about Alexi being alive you can joke about Dime being dead.

    And Dream Theater are just totally different from....anything else, really. You like it or you think it's bvoring shit. I kinda like it, although I haven't listened to it for ages.

    Thank God I use paragraphs. Hail me. I have a beard.
     
  3. Alteredmindeath

    Alteredmindeath Wasteland Survivor

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    Id rather be a tard than a terd
     
  4. CRrEiTsIRED

    CRrEiTsIRED New Metal Member

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    ^^ HAHAHA!!! :lol:
     
  5. Rocky Raccoon

    Rocky Raccoon I am the Walrus

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    I would say the biggest reason he is a complete "tard" as you like to put it is that he has people like you posting in his bands forum..
     
  6. TheSeldomlaid

    TheSeldomlaid Waffle Wizard

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    Why do people get so upset? :lol:

    Hail me, I have a beard too!
     
  7. janez79

    janez79 n00b king

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    you forgot to put the oppinion "alexi is a loser"

    cause he suck, his jokes are not funny al that's good about alexi is that he has good guitars. but good guitars need to be played by a good guitar player which alexi isn't. everyone who says he's a very good guitarist is is maybe wright but there a thousands of good guitarists on the world just as young as alexi and im sure alexi is just one of them
     
  8. iron_killers

    iron_killers DIME 66 - 04

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    you are a scumbag. feel free to kill yourself.



    also, you people are terrible at photoshopping.
     
  9. Justinschut

    Justinschut Under Destruction

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    Fuck you, Alexi is a great guitar player... sure there a people who can play faster or with their hands crossed or whatever, but Alexi has a great style and he writes most Bodom stuff.... If you think Alexi is a loser then what the FUCK are you doing on this board ?
     
  10. Liquid Shadow

    Liquid Shadow Member

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    Justinschut, I too have found that swearing at people and insulting them is the best way to make them see your side of things. It's a very convincing argumentative strategy. Good job.
     
  11. BoDoM0311

    BoDoM0311 Member

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    so uhhhh...basically what you are saying is alexi isnt a good guitar player but he also is a good guitar player??...makes sense :Smug:
     
  12. The Nerevarine

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    Relax dewds, alexi is a good guitarist but he is not the best,always there´ll be another better than somebody ;], so Fuck OFF
     
  13. I've been Bodomized

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    As intelligent and composed as Liquid Shadow is, and no matter how much merit he may carry in his posts, his sardonic and often sarcastic tone makes me want to vomit after I finish reading each short essay.. Of course, not swearing at people and making mindless accusations and blows at a persons personal interests or lifestyle makes your arguements that much more feasible, but does trying to put them down using intellect and witty remarks make your any better? I'd beg to differ..



    This thread is nonsense.
     
  14. The Nerevarine

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    What are u triying to say?
    U said that he sucks and at the same time u said that he rules, so WTF??????????????
     
  15. bobvex

    bobvex Teh Forum Fuhrer

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    U is not a word, and im closing this thread after the next fanboy blows his stack.
     
  16. Corny

    Corny Member

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    waiting for that one since the first page.
     
  17. snowy

    snowy The Empire Strikes Back

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    So shut up motherfuckers!
    alexi is my hero for lifetime i got his face burned on my ass and he plays guitar like noone else!

    so ..
    fanboy enough?you can close it :loco:
     
  18. Silver Incubus

    Silver Incubus Dead Hands Justin

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    It has been since it was created
     
  19. Sister Of Sorrow

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    !!!
     
  20. DoodgeGant

    DoodgeGant Individual Fruit Trifle

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    Ignore the the truth if you want then you fucking fanboy arsehole. You were probably one of the dickheads that hated him for leaving Pantera.
     
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