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Blue Metal vs. Black Metal

Discussion in 'Non-Opeth Music Chat' started by soundave, Nov 16, 2007.

  1. soundave

    soundave Member

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    From the www.woot.com. Kind of funny...


    Blue is the New Black
    Forget Black Metal. It’s over. It’s had its day. Blue Metal is the new thing—specifically, the blue metal of this Toshiba Onyx Blue Metallic Satellite Notebook.

    Don’t believe us? Well, here’s a point-by-point comparison clearly demonstrating the superiority of Blue Metal. Compare, contrast, and concede, unbeliever.

    STYLE:
    BLUE METAL - Eye-catching style in a newly redesigned half-pipe casing
    BLACK METAL - Chubby Scandinavians in corpsepaint and bondage gear

    Advantage – Blue Metal

    SOUND:
    BLUE METAL - Harman/Kardon speakers for premium sound
    BLACK METAL - Ossicle-rattling onslaught of thrash guitar

    Advantage – Blue Metal

    STAYING CONNECTED:
    BLUE METAL - With a built-in webcam, high-speed wireless, four USB ports and an i.LINK IEEE-1394 port, you can communicate with anyone, anywhere, anytime
    BLACK METAL - The “Dark War” divided Norwegian and Finnish metal fans and stoked animosity that persists to this day

    Advantage: Blue Metal

    FIRE SAFETY:
    BLUE METAL - Of the many spontaneous laptop computer combustions on record, we’re unaware of any involving Toshibas
    BLACK METAL - Inspired over 50 Norwegian church arsons through the mid-’90s

    Advantage: Blue Metal

    WHAT’S INSIDE:
    BLUE METAL - Intel® Centrino® Duo Mobile Technology
    BLACK METAL - Satan

    Advantage: Toss-up
     
  2. dcat

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    ^ :lol:

    Hi Dave, nice one!
     
  3. Lothlorien

    Lothlorien Towards the Great Sky

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    lol, good stuff.
     
  4. My Arms, Your Purse

    My Arms, Your Purse I Steal Things

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    didn't really find it funny :O
     
  5. Pethical

    Pethical Tom

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    i doubt this will help sell more notebooks, but regardless :lol:
     
  6. chrisdoig24k

    chrisdoig24k Boom King

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    I'll buy one when they make a black metal notebook. Containing the special 'Frost' processor - blindingly fast and never overheats!
     
  7. in_absentia

    in_absentia Aurora Borealis

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    :lol: :lol: i found this hilarious
     
  8. biggsy

    biggsy New Metal Member

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    i swear to god i already replied to this thread... and i said basically what in_ab said.
     
  9. Don Corleone

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    definitely a genius ad
     

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