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Burger King Gauntlet: Extra KULT

Discussion in 'General Metal Discussion' started by Sacramentum, Sep 23, 2004.

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  1. Nico

    Nico Onward!

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    Hahahahahaha. Fuck mate, this had me in stitches... great stuff.

    Fuck off. You wish you were that kvlt.
     
  2. Jaar-Gilon

    Jaar-Gilon Cuntaminated Cock Monkey

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    This is awesome, reckon they'd let me in the band?
     
  3. Reign in Acai

    Reign in Acai Gnats before thy gums

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    I don't know who is more tr00...The Burger King Gauntlet or "FallHard".

    In one corner you have a fat schlob that would make Dom Deluise appear as if he's been using trimspa. And in the other corner you have the most brutal hardcore dance of the midwest! They definetaly need to tour together!!!
     
  4. Hell Mike

    Hell Mike fuck melodic black metal

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    No, all serious bands have pictures of cats on stage.
     
  5. SculptedCold

    SculptedCold -scented manbeef-

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    We can be safe in the knowledge, however, that even if they are a serious band (or parody...), the presence of Opeth, Woods of Ypres and Melechesh imagery informs us that they have good taste.
     
  6. Triumphant Apostle

    Triumphant Apostle Disciple Of The Watch

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    That was too funny. Tubby and his kitty picture had me dying. In addition to the BK gauntlet I also really liked the construction paper shin guards too. Wow.
     
  7. Ivan the terrible

    Ivan the terrible Blagoslovljen u grijehu

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    Two words...

    FUCKING JOKE.
     
  8. ShadowOfDeath

    ShadowOfDeath Warrior of Black Metal

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    what the fuck? Is he wearing one of those fake WWE belts? hahahahaha
     
  9. Death Aflame

    Death Aflame voice of dissent

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    ^

    That fat kid should be declared the new image of black metal.
     
  10. Giles

    Giles Just Giles...

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    What do you think would happen if the "vocalist" was sent "All within my monster's" e-mail address with instructions to ask about D.O.U.G.H?
     
  11. D.Morris

    D.Morris New Metal Member

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    Hahaha, oh my. These guys sure know how to be evil.
     
  12. Melodeath

    Melodeath Moonbow

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    I bet the music is awesome too.
     
  13. sweet majestic darkness

    sweet majestic darkness The Metal Mama

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    I saw the first pic on hellridemusic.com forums, , then posted it on the Vehemence forum. HAHA! It's just funny as hell everytime I see it o_O
     
  14. Jean-Pierre

    Jean-Pierre Son of The Bitch

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    LMAO. This is absolutely amazing.

    "WE ARE THE GRIMMEST BAND FROM NORWAY AND THE HIGHEST CARPATHIAN MOUNTAINS! YOU ASK HOW THAT IS POSSIBLE? IT'S NOT! WHICH IS WHY WE ARE SOOOOO GRIIIM."

    "KNILLOCK THE OMNIPOTENT! NOT IMPOTENT!"

    "DO YOU KNOW HOW COLD IT IS?!!?"
     
  15. Henrik Main

    Henrik Main Hello

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    It saddens me that several people on this board actually thought they were serious.
     
  16. Nico

    Nico Onward!

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    so, out of curiosity... do these guys have a name?
     
  17. The_Evil_Gentleman

    The_Evil_Gentleman Power Metal Owns

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    As if this band's face paint were inspired by the McDonald's stupid clown.
     
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    serial killer your most favorite psyco

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    quite the contrary, I MIGHT have wanted to be that "kvlt" when I was 10. all and all I wouldnt go on stage with all that bullshit on you payed me. (hell that band probably went home and played D&D after the show) me, I prefer to be more staraight up and let my sound do the talkin, not some dumbass gimmick like slipknot, mudvayne, gwar, ICP, kiss etc. I guess to quote lynard skynard "our gimmick is our music"
     
  19. Reign in Acai

    Reign in Acai Gnats before thy gums

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    That video is fucking Ace!!!! Why didn't these guys play at Valfar's tribute gig???

    P.S Doesn't the lead singer look and act like our good buddy Krigloch?!?
     
  20. Crimson Velvet

    Crimson Velvet Sønn av Syperi

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    I have no words...

    So cold....
     
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