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By Request, The Official Royal Carnage Anal Sex Thread... Choo choo!!

Discussion in 'RC' started by Papa Josh, May 23, 2003.

  1. Papa Josh

    Papa Josh Minister of Propaganda

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    By request of all of our subconcious'... a thread dedicated to the plowing of the chute!!
     
  2. JayKeeley

    JayKeeley Be still, O wand'rer!

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    Howard Stern is currently putting together a top 50 list of women who'd take it up the council.

    #1 is Jennifer Lopez. She has a nice booty I must confess.
     
  3. Papa Josh

    Papa Josh Minister of Propaganda

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    That girl's ass is so nice, I'd stick my tongue in it.
     
  4. ChiefB

    ChiefB The Truth Seeker

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    ...sounds like you're the kind of fellow that'll stick his tongue in blindly!

    Sheeyat Boyee ! I'm gonna make damn sure she washes her ass out, get rid of any crusty bits before my conquering commences....
     
  5. Nate The Great

    Nate The Great What would Nathan do?

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    On Today is the Day 'Temple of the Morning Star' there is a sound bite of a couple female pornstars talking. One of them says, "I love to have my ass fucked by a tongue!"

    Steve Austin knows how to make a song romantic. He's such a softy.
     
  6. HarmonyDies....

    HarmonyDies.... Semi-True

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  7. Papa Josh

    Papa Josh Minister of Propaganda

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    I would expect that girl to have a clean ass... otherwise, the only woman's ass I'm licking is my wife's.
     
  8. NAD

    NAD What A Horrible Night To Have A Curse

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    This thread is going to get ugly. REAL ugly.

    Maynard James Keenan at a Tool show many years ago introduced every song as "this next one is about anal sex," except when he introduced 4 Degrees (which really IS about anal sex): "this next song is not about anal sex, like all of our other songs. It's about butt fucking."

    I don't really like the whole butt-tongue thing, to me that crosses the line. :D
     
  9. Papa Josh

    Papa Josh Minister of Propaganda

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    Gotta know your girl. Believe me, like Tupac says, "I ain't no blind soldier.."
     
  10. JayKeeley

    JayKeeley Be still, O wand'rer!

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    You mean it would make a difference if it were your wife's spider? You skat lover. And why wouldn't your wife's ass be clean anyway?

    And if anyone sticks their tongue up J Lo's mudchute (because you know it just might happen *burp*), just know that you're tasting the knob end of Ben Afflecks "staff member". <- taken from Sloppy Blowjobs thread.

    I heard about the ATM method the other day: 'Ass To Mouth'. Some girls love this - up the crack and down the yak. I mean, the girls on Down the Hatch are hardly making a fortune, so you know they've got to love it too.

    It's amazing to watch a girl narrate what she's doing. Some girls love to talk nasty.
     
  11. MadeInNewJersey

    MadeInNewJersey nursing my wounds

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    I'm left speechless at this thread.

    That's pretty much a rarity.
     
  12. Nate The Great

    Nate The Great What would Nathan do?

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    JayKeeley Be still, O wand'rer!

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    Oh and Britney Spears, just so she can keep her virginity intact. You know - me doing her a favor and all that....
     
  14. lizard

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    not a big fan of the anal thing.

    a buddy of mine was joking the other day and said, damn, I'd like to stick gummi bears up that chick's ass, and eat them as she popped them out, one by one.

    I told him just be careful, there are no brown gummi bears.
     
  15. JayKeeley

    JayKeeley Be still, O wand'rer!

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    Yeah well that has nothing to do with anal sex. Eating gummi bears out of her butt qualifies as skat. And depending on what the woman looks like, it could even border beastiality.
     
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    bloodfiredeath kaiju eiga

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    Anyone ever see Tristan Taoromino's (sp?) Guide to Anal Sex? It's probably the only porn dvd I've seen that's actually interesting to watch the whole way through.
     
  17. Papa Josh

    Papa Josh Minister of Propaganda

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    Bumpity Bump Bump!!
     
  18. JayKeeley

    JayKeeley Be still, O wand'rer!

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    Amazing that we can talk about the US attacks on Iraq and Fudge Tunnelling in one thread to the next. :lol:
     
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    Papa Josh Minister of Propaganda

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    We are a diverse people...
     
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    Papa Josh Minister of Propaganda

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    BUMP

    Got my dirty little mind in the gutter... :loco:
     

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