Howard Stern is currently putting together a top 50 list of women who'd take it up the council. #1 is Jennifer Lopez. She has a nice booty I must confess.
...sounds like you're the kind of fellow that'll stick his tongue in blindly! Sheeyat Boyee ! I'm gonna make damn sure she washes her ass out, get rid of any crusty bits before my conquering commences....
On Today is the Day 'Temple of the Morning Star' there is a sound bite of a couple female pornstars talking. One of them says, "I love to have my ass fucked by a tongue!" Steve Austin knows how to make a song romantic. He's such a softy.
I would expect that girl to have a clean ass... otherwise, the only woman's ass I'm licking is my wife's.
This thread is going to get ugly. REAL ugly. Maynard James Keenan at a Tool show many years ago introduced every song as "this next one is about anal sex," except when he introduced 4 Degrees (which really IS about anal sex): "this next song is not about anal sex, like all of our other songs. It's about butt fucking." I don't really like the whole butt-tongue thing, to me that crosses the line.
You mean it would make a difference if it were your wife's spider? You skat lover. And why wouldn't your wife's ass be clean anyway? And if anyone sticks their tongue up J Lo's mudchute (because you know it just might happen *burp*), just know that you're tasting the knob end of Ben Afflecks "staff member". <- taken from Sloppy Blowjobs thread. I heard about the ATM method the other day: 'Ass To Mouth'. Some girls love this - up the crack and down the yak. I mean, the girls on Down the Hatch are hardly making a fortune, so you know they've got to love it too. It's amazing to watch a girl narrate what she's doing. Some girls love to talk nasty.
Oh and Britney Spears, just so she can keep her virginity intact. You know - me doing her a favor and all that....
not a big fan of the anal thing. a buddy of mine was joking the other day and said, damn, I'd like to stick gummi bears up that chick's ass, and eat them as she popped them out, one by one. I told him just be careful, there are no brown gummi bears.
Yeah well that has nothing to do with anal sex. Eating gummi bears out of her butt qualifies as skat. And depending on what the woman looks like, it could even border beastiality.
Anyone ever see Tristan Taoromino's (sp?) Guide to Anal Sex? It's probably the only porn dvd I've seen that's actually interesting to watch the whole way through.
Amazing that we can talk about the US attacks on Iraq and Fudge Tunnelling in one thread to the next.
