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By Request, The Official Royal Carnage Anal Sex Thread... Choo choo!!

Discussion in 'RC' started by Papa Josh, May 23, 2003.

  1. lurch70

    lurch70 Active Member

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    never asked for the ashen ... but this Bolivian bind I was with a few times was offering it up IF I was to smoke large quantities of weed with her.
     
  2. Dr. Pete

    Dr. Pete Asian Frank

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    I never do anal. It all comes bubbling back on you.
     
  3. Krilons Resa

    Krilons Resa Jerry's married?!

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    This bi bint I used to fuck around with would just pull my hog out of her vaheena and stick it right in her bung in one fluid motion before I could ever say anything but just go to town. She would even do the 'ol ass-to-mouth gig. She was a good girl.
     
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  4. neal

    neal wizard in black

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    why do i suspect this story has a disappointing ending
     
  5. Krilons Resa

    Krilons Resa Jerry's married?!

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    Buttseks makes the lurch paranoid.
     
  6. neal

    neal wizard in black

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    a raincoat will keep the mud off your helmet
     
  7. MFJ

    MFJ Active Member

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    Come on man, we all know that the lurch doesn't use rubbers
     
  8. lurch70

    lurch70 Active Member

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    hahah, yeah no rubbers for me ...

    but yeah, no buttsecks happened with that shorty (she was about 5') ... the saying "I would have torn her a new asshole" would have been literal
     
  9. ChaosLee

    ChaosLee Formerly Necromunchkin

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    Feel like I should share tales... So to speak
     
  10. Ellestin

    Ellestin one-click buy

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    ditto. please acknowledge.
     
  11. MFJ

    MFJ Active Member

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    Please do
     
  12. E-bortion

    E-bortion Omae wa mo shindeiru

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    I love going to brown town.
     
  13. Krigloch the Furious

    Krigloch the Furious Pants full of poo

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    Heading towards Anusville on the Hershey Highway?
     
  14. Tide In Mind Out

    Tide In Mind Out Active Member

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    This is a great thread for reposting this :)

     
    #194 Tide In Mind Out, Jul 22, 2012
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  15. Krilons Resa

    Krilons Resa Jerry's married?!

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    why not...
     
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  16. MFJ

    MFJ Active Member

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    I'm revisiting this thread, but I'm in an office right now so it seems like a good idea to scroll very slowly.
     
  17. NAD

    NAD What A Horrible Night To Have A Curse

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    This sounds like the www.urbandictionary.com definition for Zebulon Pike.
     
  18. Krilons Resa

    Krilons Resa Jerry's married?!

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    does a girl fucking a guy's ass with a strap-on count as anal for this thread??
    or should "pegging" be a whole different thread??
     
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    the dildo-store called Condom Sense sells these tiny, watch-battery-powered prostate-massaging-vibrators that come attached to a key-ring
    i'm a guy, i had one of these things massaging my prostate once, (back when i was dating the woman who was regularly sticking her tongue inside my ass) the tiny prostate-massager massaging my prostate felt pretty good TBH (The tongue inside my ass felt awesome)
     
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