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By Request, The Official Royal Carnage Anal Sex Thread... Choo choo!!

Discussion in 'RC' started by Papa Josh, May 23, 2003.

  1. Blurry_Dreams

    Blurry_Dreams Active Member

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    @Krilons Resa

    also
    does sticking my tongue inside a girl's asshole count as anal for this thread??
    i started licking this one girl's asshole in the middle of March and we still don't know each other's names
    i call her "pretty girl" and she calls me "pretty boy"

    a few days ago (May 2nd) i started licking Crazy Kimberly's ass
    she's so freaking crazy that the 1st time i licked her asshole we had a huge audience
    she was already walking around in public wearing nothing but a shirt
    and this crazy bitch doesn't even know my name (even though i've sucked her nipples on a bunch of different days)
    she just calls me "Lucifer"
     
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    Blurry_Dreams Active Member

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    @arg
    do you fuck girls in the ass or do you merely probe female anuses with your tongue??
     
  3. Krilons Resa

    Krilons Resa Jerry's married?!

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    Although you are now trying way too hard, everything is permitted.
     
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    Reign in Acai Of Elephant and Man

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    @Blurry_Dreams

    How do you not know this gal's name? Met on some kink site?

    Post a pic of this hussie bruv.
     
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    Blurry_Dreams Active Member

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    met her when she was wearing super-tight leggings and nothing above the waist but a see-through bra while she was sitting on a half-wall next to the psych-clinic
     
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    Reign in Acai Of Elephant and Man

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    i don't have any pics of this specific hussie
    but somewhere on ultimatemetal.com/forum i've already posted a pic of a mugshot of a girl who knows me who keeps getting arested for prostitution
     
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    Reign in Acai Of Elephant and Man

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    Ye fugg this prost in the arse as well?
     
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    Blurry_Dreams Active Member

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    yeah
    also
    she stopped being a hooker because she kept getting caught and she doesn't like going to jail
    she doesn't like going to jail because when she's in jail she can't get dick
    she loves dick so much she just lets everyone fuck her for free now

    just with ultimatemetal's searchbar hadn't stopped working so i could find her prostitution mugshot again
     
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    also this girl loves looking at dick, she thinks my dick is gorgeous, and she's completely hetero and slightly lesbian-phobic
     
  11. Reign in Acai

    Reign in Acai Of Elephant and Man

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    Would she fuck Moose?
     
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    Blurry_Dreams Active Member

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    Prolly
    everyone she fucks knows everyone else she fucks
    Moose would merely need to start hanging out with those guys
     
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    arg Active Member

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    I would love to fuck more buttholes but most attractive whores don’t allow dick in there, only tongue
     
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    Blurry_Dreams Active Member

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    There are lots of women who actually prefer having a dick up their ass over having a dick in their pussy

    But I'm guessing those women are either too crazy or too ugly for you to bang them
     
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    @arg

    this post made me think of a dick getting damaged durring anal sex
     
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    This is easily the worst thread on RC.
     
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    dorian gray Returning videotapes

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    I was literally about to type that
     
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    @Bloopy

    oh, come on
    it's not as bad as a foot-fetish thread would have been
     
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    Reign in Acai Of Elephant and Man

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    Post #175 negates the other 200 posts of tripe in my eyes. What a babe!*







    *Filthy Whore
     
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    zabu of nΩd Free Insultation

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    poetry :lol:
     

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