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can't we just have some stupid fun?

Discussion in 'Children Of Bodom' started by Yetti, Mar 9, 2003.

  1. Yetti

    Yetti Active Member

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    Dude :D

    Sure we can...
     
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    Yetti Active Member

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    RECTAL ISSUES...'Entry #1'

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    As reported in "The Emergency Room" of The American Medical News (April 1991) Medical researchers, tabulating cases in which items were recovered from the
    rectums of patients, reported 700 items from 200 patients, including:
    1. a live, shaved, declawed gerbil
    2. a bottle of Mrs. Butterworth's syrup
    3. an ax handle
    4. a 9 inch zucchini
    5. a 14 inch vibrator with two D cell batteries
    6. a plastic spatula
    7. a 9 1/2 inch water bottle
    8. a Coke bottle
    9. a 3 1/2 inch Japanese float ball
    10. an 11 inch carrot
    11. an antenna rod
    12. a 150 watt light bulb
    13. a screwdriver
    14. four rubber balls
    15. jeweler's saws (all from the same patient; 29 at one time)
    16. a paperweight
    17. an apple
    18. an onion
    19. a plastic toothbrush package
    20. a frozen pig's tail (which got stuck after it was thawed)
    21. a 10 inch length of broomstick
    22. an 18 inch umbrella handle
    23. a banana encased in a condom
    24. Vaseline jars
    25. a whisky bottle with a cord attached
    26. a teacup
    27. an oil can
    28. a 6 inch by 5 inch tool box weighing 22 ounces
    29. a 6 inch stone weighing two pounds
    30. a baby powder can
    31. a test tube
    32. a ballpoint pen
    33. a peanut butter jar
    34. a flashlight
    35. a turnip
    36. a pair of eyeglasses
    37. a hard-boiled egg
    38. several tumblers and glasses
    39. a file
    40. a polyethylene waste trap from the U bend of a sink
    41. a Carborundum grindstone with handle


    :err:
     
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    towo persona non grata

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    A file?!

    -towo
     
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    hey erika, its the red X of doom
     
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    gothErika® Member

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    damn let me fix it aghahahah hold on


    EDIT: NOW THERE YOU AREEEE!!!!
     
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    Syndrome Savage Messiah

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    26. a teacup


    what the heck?
    and a flashlight? oh god ;)
     
  10. Yetti

    Yetti Active Member

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    :lol::lol::lol::lol:
     
  11. _Zsuzsa_

    _Zsuzsa_ Dumbo

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    I always knew Thomas was talented :D King of the Snow! :lol:
     
  12. EagleFlyFree

    EagleFlyFree crack you like an acorn

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    in a tree. that i have.
    >can't we just have some stupid fun?

    sure we can, but when you have 4 serious active threads and 36 dumb active threads, something's gone overboard
     
  13. Yetti

    Yetti Active Member

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    eagle, click the link. thats what im talking about
     
  14. EagleFlyFree

    EagleFlyFree crack you like an acorn

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    hehe i did... what the hell is all that!

    people getting offended by some breasts on a snow woman... society is decaying in every conceivable sense :-/
     
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    the two women destroying the snow dick citing something about male dominance makes me want to puke
     
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    As i'm french, maybe I don't understand the sentence, but how do they report 700 items from ONLY 200 patients ?​
    Do the patients have more than 3 objects in their rectum ? :zombie:​
     
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    towo persona non grata

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    Multiple times..

    -towo
     

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