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Cards Against Humanity - PROGPOWER EXPANSION DECK!

Discussion in 'ProgPower USA' started by Prog_Muse, Sep 15, 2015.

  1. Prog_Muse

    Prog_Muse Ëana Novía

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    Hey all!

    As some of you know, I have begun work on a ProgPower-themed expansion deck for CAH. As it seems to be pretty popular amongst our crowd, I thought it would be a blast to add in some things that apply specifically to us.

    Please post any suggestions you have for the deck in this thread. If you think your idea is malicious, it probably is - don't share it.
    Sarcasm and good-natured ribbing is fine; this is all meant to be in good fun.

    We've already acquired about 20 ideas so far. Glenn has his own card, as do a few of the crew, but feel free to nominate anyone else who deserves their own!

    Also, you can bet your ass that "God damned visa issues" is already on the list, haha.

    Have fun and contribute all the things!
     
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    some random ideas that need to be part of the fun...in some way or another


    - Su's Gummi's
    - Liquid Aristocratic Experience
    - Glitter everywhere
    - 'you're out of xxl fest shirts already?!'
    - the art of introducing yourself and a friend so as to get the name of the person you're meeting...since you've forgotten in 10 times this weekend already
     
  3. nailz

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    Surprise Buttsex should definitely make the list.
    Also, Matt Moliti, Are You Matt Moliti? or We're all Matt Moliti
    Also, Nanners, The Progpower USA Banana Bandit
    Also, #models, #pointing

    ALSO!

    The Vortex Ultimate Playlist:
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    Never Gonna Give You Up
     
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    These are great so far, haha.
     
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    PromisedLand Master of Corgis

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    Work in something like "It's okay to save your seat, but only if you use ___________" :)
     
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    ProgPower Plague, of course...
     
  7. Locust0311

    Locust0311 Shopping Ape

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    Black Cards:

    At ProgPower XVII Devin Townsend showed off his Progressive _____.
    This years oddball: _____
    When Nevermore dropped out again, Glenn was able to replace them with the awesome _____
    The courtyard was crazy this year! I saw _____ with a Viking horn up their _____!
    I can't believe I just traded my ______ for that rare Manilla Road import in the vendor room.
    I heard Danny from Voyager got a new keytar shaped like a _____.


    White Cards:

    Towels, towels, everywhere!
    A keytar solo
    DC Cooper, shirtless metal God
    Being so metal that you don't bathe for a week
    The Rage Effect
    A fabulous skullet
    Getting falling down drunk on a Wednesday night
    Stage diving onto an empty floor
    A guitar that doubles as a bass
     
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    Prog_Muse Ëana Novía

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    LMFAO

    Keep em coming, everyone! About ten cards left to create!
     
  9. J-Man

    J-Man Old as Yoda

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    Oh My Colon!!!!
     
  10. OrbWeaver

    OrbWeaver BECAUSE FALCONER

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    ERHMAHGERD!!!

    Godzilla in boots

    Because Falconer

    (I think I just made the winning haiku???)
     
  11. Reverend Su

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    answer card:

    OMG, are you in a band?!
    oh, you're ONLY the bass player...can you introduce me to the lead singer?
    cockspanner

    Fuck you, Doug*
    Fuck you, Ralf*
    (*crew specific, i know...but funny!)

    question card:
    Let me guess - Su lost her voice because ___?
    Tommy is running because ___?
    Jen isn't smiling/Jen is scowling; what happened (haiku answer required)
     
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    Oh, My Colon! :oops:
     
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    Su Lost Her Voice Because_____.



    The Vortex Ultimate Playlist:
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    Royals
    Royals
    Royals
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    Nickelback
    Royals
    Royals
    Royals
    Never Gonna Give You Up
     
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    White card: Midnight playing acoustic.
     

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