Hey all! As some of you know, I have begun work on a ProgPower-themed expansion deck for CAH. As it seems to be pretty popular amongst our crowd, I thought it would be a blast to add in some things that apply specifically to us. Please post any suggestions you have for the deck in this thread. If you think your idea is malicious, it probably is - don't share it. Sarcasm and good-natured ribbing is fine; this is all meant to be in good fun. We've already acquired about 20 ideas so far. Glenn has his own card, as do a few of the crew, but feel free to nominate anyone else who deserves their own! Also, you can bet your ass that "God damned visa issues" is already on the list, haha. Have fun and contribute all the things!
some random ideas that need to be part of the fun...in some way or another - Su's Gummi's - Liquid Aristocratic Experience - Glitter everywhere - 'you're out of xxl fest shirts already?!' - the art of introducing yourself and a friend so as to get the name of the person you're meeting...since you've forgotten in 10 times this weekend already
Surprise Buttsex should definitely make the list. Also, Matt Moliti, Are You Matt Moliti? or We're all Matt Moliti Also, Nanners, The Progpower USA Banana Bandit Also, #models, #pointing ALSO! The Vortex Ultimate Playlist: Royals Royals Royals Royals Royals Royals Nickelback Royals Royals Royals Never Gonna Give You Up
Black Cards: At ProgPower XVII Devin Townsend showed off his Progressive _____. This years oddball: _____ When Nevermore dropped out again, Glenn was able to replace them with the awesome _____ The courtyard was crazy this year! I saw _____ with a Viking horn up their _____! I can't believe I just traded my ______ for that rare Manilla Road import in the vendor room. I heard Danny from Voyager got a new keytar shaped like a _____. White Cards: Towels, towels, everywhere! A keytar solo DC Cooper, shirtless metal God Being so metal that you don't bathe for a week The Rage Effect A fabulous skullet Getting falling down drunk on a Wednesday night Stage diving onto an empty floor A guitar that doubles as a bass
answer card: OMG, are you in a band?! oh, you're ONLY the bass player...can you introduce me to the lead singer? cockspanner Fuck you, Doug* Fuck you, Ralf* (*crew specific, i know...but funny!) question card: Let me guess - Su lost her voice because ___? Tommy is running because ___? Jen isn't smiling/Jen is scowling; what happened (haiku answer required)
Su Lost Her Voice Because_____. The Vortex Ultimate Playlist: Royals Royals Royals Royals Royals Royals Nickelback Royals Royals Royals Never Gonna Give You Up
