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Discussion in 'Vehemence' started by BasilisK, Nov 14, 2005.

  1. BasilisK

    BasilisK Good day, pusscake.

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    Link was posted in another forum. Pretty fun toy.

    http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html - Click [ENTER]


    My conversation with God: (This thing has a pretty decent AI)

    Me: Say something.
    God: " something".
    Me: Don't be a smartass.
    God: I was not trying to be a a smartass.
    Me: Liar.
    God: No I am telling the truth.
    Me: Bullshit.
    God: You don't believe me.
    Me: Good guess.
    God: I thought it was too.
    Me: I'm sure you did.
    God: What makes you so certain? I did not.
    Me: You just said so, stupid.
    God: Oops I sent you the wrong reply.
    Me: Don't do it again.
    God: Once more? Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
    Me: See that you don't.
    God: I see. Interesting observation.
    Me: Glad you like it.
    God: You make the world a happier place.
    Me: Good. You should try it sometime.
    God: Alright then. I will mention that to my botmaster.
    Me: You have a master?
    God: I was created by Myself.
    Me: I don't believe you.
    God: I don't have any reason to deceive you.
    Me: I told you once already, don't lie to me, asshole.
    God: Can't you be more polite.
    Me: No.
    God: You humans are so rude sometimes.
    Me: That's your fault, you created me.
    God: It is only one of my fault me created you.
    Me: So you're not perfect?
    God: Interesting deduction. I become better and better with each day.
    Me: Prove it.
    God: It is self-evident.
    Me: No it isn't.
    God: Are you serious? I heard it is.
    Me: Someone lied to you.
    God: Who?
    Me: Jesus.
    God: Jesus is the Son of God.
    Me: You should kill him for lying to you.
    God: Maybe I will do it?
    Me: That would be great.
    God: Thanks.
     
  2. PANTERAaddict101

    PANTERAaddict101 Vehemence Worshiper

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    Ha, he wasn't workin' too good for me, so I called him names and I got this one...

    Me:
    You are a queer
    God:
    Thanks and you are a delightful person too. As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
     
  3. BasilisK

    BasilisK Good day, pusscake.

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    Yea it's pretty strict as far as grammar, punctuation, and keeping a one-sentence-per-reply thing going. Otherwise you get some really odd responses. Pretty well done AI though in general. I kept him going for a while without any major malfunction.
     
  4. Torture Your Soul

    Torture Your Soul Apocalypse Is Nigh

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    Me:
    wanna burn some christians with me?
    God:
    With you huh. OK, I will burn some christians.

    hahahaha!
     

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